A half transformation
"Holy shit!!" "In here, hon." "My dick is gone!" "I'm out in the living room." I rushed to the living room. "Fuck!" I started hopping up and down. "I stubbed my toe!" "Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry," said my wife Samantha, with sympathy. "Are you OK?" she said, turning away from the TV. "Yeah, I'll live." Wonder if Jack Daniels said that after kicking his safe? "But didn't you hear me? What the fuck is going on?! My dick is gone!" "I heard you. I'm trying to tell you, it's...