The Incredibly Fucked Up Birthday Threesome
Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned. Read that again and let it sink in.I went to Jimmy Fowler's house on the night of his 18th birthday. I wasn't close with the guy at all, but he invited me and I wasn't doing anything. My girlfriend was out of town with her parents, so I figured, “Why the fuck not?” I showed up, knocked on the door and this really drunk guy let me in. Everyone at the party was fucking wasted, except for me. I found Jimmy, wished him a happy birthday and he gave me one of...