Those Pesky Door to Door Salesmen
Guys, unless you are as kinky as I am you may not want to read this. But on the other hand if you share my kink maybe you should read it. Ladies, have you ever thought about what that guy pressing your doorbell wants? Could it be he is selling something you want but don't want your husband to know about? Be very careful, ladies, the next person at your door might be me. I'm one of those people you love to hate. No, I'm not some Mormon or Seventh Day Adventist knocking on your door...