A Guaranteed Virgin
“Indeed My Lord,” he affirmed, “And of age sir, five guineas sir I believe is the agreed fee.” “I don’t doubt your word for a moment sir but how can you be sure?” I asked. “Regular inspections My Lord,” he assured me, “It would be unseemly to have a fallen woman in my house so I inspect her regularly.” “And she agrees to such indignity?” I questioned. “Indeed sir,” he smirked, “And indignities besides, why her mouth sir is as soft as a badger fur, and her rear is the utmost...