2am
2AMIt's 2am, on a Thursday. I'm asleep. Phone rings. I groggily answer. It's Pam-- you need to come over here. Right now. I sigh-- I'm sleeping Pam. It's 2am. Pam-- listen to me. You NEED to come get here-- quickly. I sigh again--I'm sleeping, Pam. It's Thursday night. I have work tomorrow. Pam-- My girlfriend from the club is here. We're smoking bowls, getting frisky and in agreement that YOU need to get over here and join us. I promise. You won't regret it.I've known Pam forever-- went to...