Halloween Treats
HALLOWEEN TREATS by Throne "B... but, honey, this isn't the costume you were supposed to order for me," I said petulantly, as I looked into the box. Staring back at me was an adult-size diaper, two large safety pins, and a pair of plastic panties on the same scale. My wife Cleo said, "Sorry, Dink, but that's what they sent. You're not saying that it was ME who got it wrong, are you?" I glanced at the threatening look on her face and swallowed drily. "N... no, dear," I said...