Negotiation Mode
Note: To refute the assumption that I can’t write a story that doesn’t actually contain a description of the sex act, I present this. I hope this story stands on its own, because it’ll almost certainly end up with the lowest rating I’ve had yet. So be it! It was the third power outage this month, and I was getting tired of calling the same recorded voice, pushing the required selection of buttons, then being told it would be ‘X’ number of hours before our service would be reinstated. I...