Dirty Dentist
"Is that Mr Green?" the receptionist asked "We sent you a reminder regarding your dental check 2 weeks ago". Shit I thought, my old dentist had retired and I'd been allocated some trainee straight out of college. The last thing I needed was some amateur messing about with my teeth. "Yes" I replied "Can you book me in for Friday afternoon".Friday soon came and I checked in with reception. "You're with Miss Jane Norman now Mr Green, Mr Armstrong has retired". I smiled and sat down to wait my...