Dogging In The Woods
"Fucking aphids!"Arms folded and still wearing her pruning gauntlets, my wife Alice stepped into our conservatory from the garden. She was in frayed denim shorts, a Pink Floyd T-shirt and flip-flops. Glancing down at the magazine I was reading she snorted: "And since when have you been interested in women's magazines?"I carried on reading. I didn't feel it was worth responding to this jibe. "Just seeing how the other half lives, that's all."She dropped her secateurs on the side table and...
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