Receptionist wants a ride
“And how’s my favourite little receptionist, today?”“Helloooo…?” comes the hesitant reply, before recognising my voice, “Feeling pretty horny actually! I want another ride in that sports car of yours…”“Well, that can certainly be arranged.” I reply.“I thought of you last night. I had a long soak in the bath, and couldn’t help but think of you fondling my breasts whilst I sucked your…”Suddenly my wife comes in to my home office with a cuppa, and I shield the receiver defensively…“Thanks, pop it...