army
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SOLDIER?" Corporal Straffi screams."Sorry, Sir?" Smith responded."DID YOUR MOMMA PACK YOUR BOXERS FOR CAMP SOLDIER?" Corporal Straffiscreams."No, Sir." Smith responded."ARE YOU SAYING THOSE ARE ARMY PROPERTY SOLDIER?" Corporal Straffi screams."Yes, Sir." Smith responded."WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMAGING ARMY PROPERTY SOLDIER?" Corporal Straffiscreams."I did not, Sir." Smith responded."THEN WHERE THE FUCKING CHRIST DID THIS HOLE COME FROM SOLDIER!" CorporalStraffi...