Before College
“Bret, me and Mary have something we want to tell you in the basement.” She takes my hand and I follow her down into the basement where Mary is already waiting. This was getting weirder by the second, we were all alone in my friend’s basement. “I’m sure you know that me and Mary are both virgins, and we are both heading off to college in the next couple of weeks and we made a pact to lose our virginity by college before high school.” “While we were trying to think of who we want to...