Welcum to Pornland
John wasn't entirely sure about this trip. About a week ago John was called at work by the radio station 96.9 The Cleft. The two rowdy hosts, Jill and Jack, congratulated John on winning a trip, but they were so drunk all John heard was "Porlnd ta see da Tail Blzsz..." While John wasn't really interested in the sports, but a free vacation was a free vacation! Of course seeing the tickets now John had some doubts. The letter had been fairly mauled by the postman, but John is still pretty sure...