Cal My Wife and the Card Game
I was playing poker with three of my friends and had lost almost all of my money. My wife was really pissed off at me for losing so much money. Two of my friends called it a night, and that left me and Calvin. Calvin had been the big winner that night, and my wife asked him to give me back the money I'd lost. He looked at her for a few moments, then looked at me and said, "I'll make you a deal." He said that he'd give me a chance to win it back, if my wife would ante up one piece of clothing in...