Still Crazy After All These Years
Finally, after nineteen years, HE dumped ME. What a nerve! So now, the world’s longest series of unfulfilled mutual crushes is finally over…or is it? Let me tell you the story. I’ve known ‘Buddy’ since college, almost twenty years now. He sat directly across from me in the college band, a freshman smugly dropping himself into the first trumpet section. I was a sophomore, comfortably seated in the first flute section of the concert band. My first thoughts were along the lines of ‘arrogant...