Birthday Girl
Today was a hot day; nearly one hundred degrees and counting. I took a nice long cold shower to cool things a bit but eventually I'd be sweating buckets again. After I cooled down I opened my shower door and reached for the towel, which wasn't where I left it. I know I left it there and it wasn't lying on the floor. It was nowhere to be found so I stepped out of the shower to begin my search when all of a sudden it came flying right into my face, startling me. It turns out it was thrown by my...