OAP Sperm Count
An 85-year-old visited his doctor who requested the old guy take a sperm count test as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the old man a specimen jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the old guy goes back to the doctor's office and hands over the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, Doctor, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing...