Jokes and GigglesChapter 761
These are compliments of Allan How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in RETIREMENT... At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down! On all your cheque stubs, write, “For Sexual Favors” Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. Sing along at The Opera. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I...