The Mistaken Masturbator
I’ve never considered myself a hardcore handyman, although I do prefer to do my own maintenance, etc. but to make things easier I bought a home on ground level. There is a small patch of trees behind the houses on my street, allowing privacy behind us. Recently I had finished painting the outside, including trim. I went inside, took a shower and was deciding where to go for dinner when I realized that I had left the ladder in the back yard. I went outside around the back of the house and was...
Masturbation