A Happy Birthday
The day my sister Lisa was coming home, I woke up hard as a rock. It may have had something to do with the dream I'd just been having about her going down on me, or the fact that it had been a whole year since I'd last gotten to push myself into my big sister's butt. Either way, I looked pretty foolish plodding downstairs to get breakfast wearing nothing but my distended PJ bottoms. Normally my morning wood drops off pretty quickly, but I couldn't keep my mind from wandering back to the...