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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 237

Sex Life & Coca-Cola Two friends meet after many years and talk about their past life. One asks the other: “And how’s your sex life”? “Same As Coca-Cola” “Oh great! ... Full of bubbles, eh?” “Nothing like that! Before it was ‘CLASSIC’, then it became ‘LIGHT’ and now it is ‘ZERO’! ✧ ✧ ✧ These are compliments of dorsetmike‎ Japanese tourist in London, very annoyed at the daily changes in the Yen-Pound Sterling exchange rate : Japanese tourist, to bank cashier : “Why evvy time I come...

UniversityChapter 9

"Pat?" "Mmm?" "Is Turandot a version of the Rumplestiltskin story?" "Why do you think it is?" "Because they both revolve around the female having to guess the name of the male." "Valid point. Bring it up in class." "Maybe. What are you going to write about for Australian Politics?" "I thought the Broken Hill City Council mess." "Why?" "Because it was all so silly. Mining drongos acting as though being mayor or councillor in a town of 20,000 really meant something....

Return From The Dark SideChapter 5 Ye Olde England

Josie Maxwell stretched her long legs, giving in to a yawn. She was one of the last people in the Business Class to have her reading light on in the otherwise darkened cabin. The letters of the report in her lap began to blur before her eyes, but she was almost finished. The Maxistores were experiencing a very tentative comeback. They would be able to post a black zero for the last quarter, mostly due to a windfall in pre-Christmas sales of iPods and related merchandise. Also, the five...

ReplayChapter 10

Tony Hewitt rang the next morning ostensibly to check that the video was working all right. He was delighted that Zoë answered the telephone. "Fine," she replied. "Two marauders last night: the ginger tom from down the road twice and a hedgehog. They didn't leave anything." Tony laughed. "I'd better not say better luck next time." "I don't know. We'd like to catch the perpetrator." "Of course. Um, Zoë, would you like to go out with me one evening?" "Thanks, Tony, but no...

Return From The Dark SideChapter 26 The Honourable Tony

Tamara Ruiz-Costa walked slowly, trying to synchronise her steps with those of her stepsisters, Patricia and Megan Maxwell. The twins were bursting with pride and happiness. Tammy knew that this was their day too. They had been working Henry and Josie for almost three years to bring about this wedding. Before them, her father was leading Josie Maxwell along the aisle of the village church and to the altar where the minister was waiting for them. Henry and Josie sat on the two chairs facing...

Intrusive DelightsChapter 10 Entertainment

"Now, where is that Rifleman?" asked the Emir. Rifleman Abubakar Ibn Abbas was duly fetched and was indeed much more sober, not least because the identity of the Emir had been confirmed and he was in mortal fear. In ten years as a soldier he had annoyed most of his superiors at one time or another, but never an Emir accompanied by a General. "What were you doing last night?" asked the Emir. After a moment's thought the miscreant decided that a well varnished version of the truth would...

Lauren GisalChapter 22

Saturday 22nd August, 11am Maurice Gisal drove very carefully round the hairpin bends that led from the valley up towards AnneMarie’s village, even though he had been up there many times in all seasons. On the back seat was a small suitcase containing every conceivable piece of clothing that Lauren might require during some emergency, plus her overnight things in case she had to stay, plus makeup, a present, camera, spare film and her Cookie Monster dressing gown which was again pressed into...

Equal SharesChapter 12

Stan returned home, quivering. He felt full of energy and unable to be still, like he'd had several espressos, one after the other in quick succession. He bounced around from room to room, unable to settle into doing anything useful before he managed to bring himself to a halt. "Settle down, Stan," he told himself aloud, "Get a grip. It's just a date, you're not getting married!" He forced himself to schedule things: shower, followed by a change of clothes, a quick snack, then listen...

CastawayChapter 35

Rehearsals for Traviata started Tuesday with something less than a bang. To start with the stage was, to put in plainly, a mess. Bits of the borrowed Traviata set were mixed in haphazardly with leftover bits of another borrowed set for Mozart's Cosí fan Tutte, the previous week's presentation, and it was all scattered higglety-pigglety. The real point of an opera rehearsal being to establish stage movement—the singers are expected to already know the music—it was clear that we weren't...

Dominant Black Transsexual CheerleadersChapter 7

"You're spoiling everything," Stacy said with an exasperated sigh. "How hard can it be to be a whore?" "I don't know," I replied softly, standing bare butt naked in the middle of the clubhouse. Seven black cheerleaders and six of their boyfriends were sitting around me, more or less. I should have been the seventh, Stacy's boyfriend, but she wasn't too pleased with me, since I was sort of a girl now. I'd only just started cross-dressing the day before really, with my mom's help,...

Melodic RedemptionChapter 33

Johanna's Turn: According to the stories I heard at my Momma's knee when I was little, I should be looking for leprechauns. This stuff got surreal. First, there's Dan and Cindy. Cindy could be a pixie. Dan showed up to talk with Stoney about picking up where Stoney left off on an engineering project when he had his accident. So I figured 'another engineer? What could it hurt?' Except this engineer shows up with a fifteen year old redheaded pixie of a wife, and we had a delightful...

Melodic RedemptionChapter 41

Kara's turn: I feel like Balboa. You remember him, don't you? And no, NOT Rocky. He's the guy who 'discovered' the Pacific Ocean, at least from the Eurocentric point of view. That's how I feel after meeting Jo and Stoney and subsequently the girls in that community in Alabama: like I walked out of the jungle and there's a whole ocean just waiting for me. I'm seventeen. It's time that I start taking some actions to control my own life. It hasn't been easy. I'm not a poor kid, at...

Doggie Farm

Chapter 1 Toni Baline stared out of the open French windows of the second floor guest bedroom and shielded her eyes with her hand to survey the green blanket of sweet-smelling manicured grass and linear hedges. They were flanking the cobblestone path leading from the breakfast patio to the kidney-shaped swimming pool whose cement rim ribboned out into the gently rolling hillocks beyond. The palatial house, situated in the lush, green hills bordering the western edge of Jameston,...

The Reluctant Birthday Princess

The Reluctant Birthday Princess Edward Mathews sighed as soon as the alarm went off. He considered calling in sick, but knew that would only delay the inevitable, so he got up, got dressed, and trudged to work. "What a crappy way to spend my birthday," he thought, as he entered the building that held the company he worked for. Upon arriving, he saw a number of "the boys," the group who were responsible for what he was going to endure today. He sighed, and thought that "the boys"...

The Diary of a NIP girl 1999 2000Chapter 4

The week up to this day had been very exciting for me. Every time I thought about what I was going to do in the weekend, I could feel the jitters and the butterflies were flying in my stomach like crazy. When I woke up the Saturday morning, the only thing I could think of was about the dare that I was going to do in the afternoon. I was very nervous and excited the whole morning and could barely eat something at noon. And the closer I came to the moment that I had to go to Illiana, I could...

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