Church lady
It was the first time we had been in this church. I was there with my wife and step-daughter. We were sitting in the back out of the way and trying not to be noticed.She walked in, went past us, turned around, looked around and then came back to sit in front of us. She spun around in the pew, looked at the three of us and then locked eyes with me and said, "you're new here." I thought, great the head of the welcominig committee and almost answered with, "You're pretty sharp, sparky." but...