Neighbor s Photoshoot
My Chicago two-flat: I own it and live downstairs, you live upstairs. Unfortunately, you lost your job and can't pay the rent ("You must pay the rent!" "I can't pay the rent!" "You must pay the rent!" "I can't pay the rent!" etc.). When you've had to see me for unit repairs, rent, etc., I make sure you see me looking at porn mags, you react in disgust, you want nothing to do with me. I propose a deal: if you pose for me, "artistic pinup" pictures, that will work off your rent for the month. You...