Picking up a girl for my boyfriend
It was my boyfriend’s birthday. As any other good girlfriend would do, I went up to him and asked him what he really, really wanted for his birthday. He sat in his arm chair, one leg over the other. He looked at me with the most confident expression I had ever seen on him and answered: “I want you to go out tonight. Dress up nicely and bring home a girl for me. It has to be a redhead with perky boobs. Plus points if she’s the alternative type and if she’s a bit shy. You warm her up for me,...