The Boy Scout
I heard a hard knock on my door and kind of jumped. I was in full makeup, wearing a black underdress over a flowered long sleeve, black leggings, high hair, big white neckless and a big black and white scarf. Looking kind of like a 60's housewife. I looked out the window and saw this tall, young k** at my door. My first thought was to hide in my bedroom until he went away. I didn't want to mess with the youngster ... But I was tipsy and wanted to tease him a bit. I knew it was very wrong, cause...