Sea Stories
For centuries sailors in the Navy have passed down stories from one generation to another... these stories are traditionally called sea stories. If you ask a sailor for a definition of a sea story he'll tell you that the difference between a sea story and a fairy tale is that a fairy tale starts out with; 'Once upon a time.' A sea story starts out with; 'This is no shit!' The following tale is definitely a sea story. Jane Curtain stepped out of the shower, grabbed her towel and began...