The Lady Doth Protest Too Much
Back in my escorting days I had this one client who, whenever we were getting down to it at the end of the evening, made a big thing about how she didn't do anal. About how her arsehole was sacred and no cock was ever going up it. She said anal sex was dirty and only desperate women did it because they couldn't get a man any other way. I'd been seeing her once or twice a month for four or five months by this point. She was in her very late 40s, petite, with bottle blonde hair and a wardrobe...