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Breeding Season At The Rocking R Ranch Version Charley Chapter 6

"You've never made out?" he asked, incredulous. She was beautiful and he assumed she had lots of experience with boys. "I've kissed some boys" she said in her defense. "But I never let any of them touch me... you know on my boobs or anything." Bobby went over to her and, being a man of action rather than words, he took her in his arms like he did when he kissed his aunt and laid one on her. Molly's hands hung at her sides at first, mostly because she was startled at the speed with...

Lucky Jim 2 Student Farmer Volunteer Pickup Truck DiplomatChapter 35

Friday I was at peace with myself this morning, and didn’t need the dogs chasing each other, the quiet walk to the creek, or working in the barn this morning. It was a good thing, because the look on Faizah’s face this morning made me sure she would have hunted me down and done me wherever I was when she found me. “I should be fertile this morning,” she husked as I pounded into her as she lay bent across my desk. When we finished, she tiptoed quickly back to the master bedroom. I’m pretty...

High School PimpChapter 2

It took a while for Horsey to get to his feet. The pain in his elbow seemed like it would never go away, and his broken finger hurt like hell on top of that. He went to the school nurse to have her take care of his broken finger. He reported that he had fallen down in the school yard. He didn't want his reputation as a tough guy to be sullied by having the truth of what just happened to him to get around the school. Horsey was in considerable pain for the rest of the day, and he was very...

New Year New Promise

It was strange getting closer to home after their week in Florida. Mac's folks had given them a week vacation, sun and fun, relaxation for Christmas. His parents had completely fallen in love with Jet and their time with them had felt completely relaxed and natural. They'd spent two full weeks in Chicago before driving back to West Virginia then on to Florida. They were tanned now, well on their way to getting back to normal, or at least healthy enough to pretend. Jet's cast was due to come...

Sultry Sirens

Your first few days at State College felt lonely. One roommate was always away hanging at his older brother's fraternity. The other was already back at home, unable to be apart from his old high school girlfriend. But you came upon an intriguing poster at your entry way. The Sultry Sirens, State College's only all-girls choir, was looking for male soloists for their fall tour. The poster included details about the auditions, but your eyes were drawn to photos of the choir members. They looked...

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AfterglowChapter 3 Back to Black

Sunday morning Olivia left me a message. “I’ve been thinking. I’m really sorry. I took things too fast. In my hunger for you, I forgot to woo you properly. Please give me another chance.” I was a mess the whole day, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch right out of the box and staring at my cell phone like she could see me through it. I wasn’t ready to call her yet, though I knew I would. I knew it like I knew the sun would rise tomorrow. My body, still wet and eager, knew it even better than I...

Eric Olafson Space Pirate Vol 5 Chapter 15 Sodoby the First Merchant

We approached the Asteroid base of the Golden. Wrecks and heavily damaged ships of various sizes and types floated all around us. To Elfi the chatter on the various channels was overwhelming and only with SHIP’s help was she able to filter through them. Narth and Shea were busy taking scans and making image recordings, as there were ships no one of us had seen before. Well almost, Har Hi proved that the Dai indeed had a deep knowledge of areas and species unknown to the Union. As big as the...

Eric Olafson Neo Viking Vol 1 Chapter 33 First Command

The banquet was about to start. Sif and I were the guests of honor of course. Egill came out of the round house and smiled. “Well it isn’t perfect but it turned out better than expected.” Sif turned to look at him. “It is a bit frightening to be at the center of such a historic event that will most likely change our planets history.” “That is a very astute observation, young lady.” She made a gesture towards the banquet preparations. “At least they celebrate and don’t prepare for our...

My Sade Part 1

When my sister passed away, I was given custody of her daughter, Sade. Being a bachelor, I had no clue how to raise a child, especially a girl. Sade was 13 when I picked her up at her home. Don't get me wrong, I loved my niece, but I was way out of depth here. I couldn't just walk away from her, I was the only family that she had left. So, that fateful day, I picked up a scared child and together we tried to muddle through things. Being a bachelor with a child, I soon learned, was a lot harder...

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Favorite Aunt Ch 9

There be Forest Nymph’s here! The shower tub just fit the two of them as they washed each other. The lukewarm water refreshed their skin and state of mind. The day outside was in the nineties already and the humidity was over eighty percent. The cottage didn’t have central air conditioning but each room had a window unit in it and a wall unit in the living room similar to the ones found in hotels. Once the cottage was closed up, the A/C units did their job pretty good. The bathroom...

Risky Endevors Vol 1

There are a number of things I've always dreamed about doing but never had the courage to try or ask my wife Beth to try. I'm sure most people (including Beth) have similar lists. She always asks me if there is anything I want her to do or if there is anything I want to try, but I usually just smile and say "I love everything you do". Every once in a while my courage level goes up enough to drop a hint or get a little adventurous, and through the years I've found that she is almost always...

Watching mom with a friend

Hello all ISS readers. This is a real story which contains sexual features in it and therefore I kindly request that I will not be responsible for any miss happening. If u like the story u can mail me on this is a real story which I watch till date I am Vikram 24 male, I from Hyderabad, I fantasizes about my mom from the age of 14,I have a very good friend from the age of 12 he is Vinay and he is my class mate. Know him his 24 as like me. It all started from the age of 18, I saw my mom nude at...

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Jokes and GigglesChapter 254

Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two working girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure. The first dwarf, however, is unable to produce an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!" This goes on for the whole hour. Later, back at the...

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Paul and his wife came home around 5 o’clock and he could see that his wife looked very tired and she said that she would go and have a lay down for a while and then get a meal ready. It was later that evening when they went to bed and he wanted to have sex that she told him that she was too tired, this was not the usual answer he expected, but he did not mind, because she had after all been walking around the shops that afternoon. The following evening at 5 past ten I answered the phone and my...

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Bus ride with a Basketball Team Part 3

I handed him a piece of paper with my cell on it.. "just text me when its clear". I needed to call my k**s and do a few things, besides, I really didn't want the road manager to see me hanging around like I was in heat. I love my job and the last thing I want is to get fired for sleeping with a basketball team for Christ-sakes.The Dunkin Donuts across the street was a place I knew well. One day the BF and I were driving around and had stopped there to do it in the bathroom ;-) lol, always go...

Proving my ex I m not frigid

I broke up with my boyfriend a few weeks prior this story. I thought I loved him since he was my first and all but the thing is I already saw it coming. I knew he was not the one for me. I makes me look as if I'm a cold hearted bitch but he never gave me an orgasm. He sucks in bed. The only good thing that came from that disaster is that I became close to his friends which annoyed him and they mostly prefer to 'hang' with me. I don't see anything wrong with it since all of his friends doesn't...

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Why Some Men Prefer Transvestites

Introduction To set the scene, I am a middle-aged, married, businessman who also happens to be a part time transvestite. That is I like to dress like a woman and experience sex with men, other transvestites, crossdressers and women. I do NOT want to be woman, I don't stay dressed as a woman all day every day, nor am I interested in sex with men unless I am dressed as a woman. I used to consider myself a 'crossdresser' until a few years ago. To explain; that means I used to dress in female...

CEO Rivals requested short erotic story

She stormed into the office building. Her assistant ran up to meet her boss, but was simply greeted with a coat being tossed into her arms as the woman continued to walk on by, without saying a word.She oozed confidence and had every reason to, with her perfectly curly red, bouncy hair, big green eyes, porcelain skin, and hourglass figure.Cynthia Carson. If there was ever a tough boss in the world, it was her. She was a tough bitch and knew it.The assistant scurried to catch up with her...

Sexy Subletter

"What if he walks in and finds you and me naked and having sex with each other?" I froze. Was I hallucinating? I had just given the keys to my previous apartment to the very hot young woman who was subletting the last couple months of my lease, since I was moving in with my girlfriend Sunny. "Well, yeah that would certainly be interesting," I answered slowly and carefully. Jennifer was certainly attractive, and she was pleasant and seemed very intelligent. But I had not noticed...

A Cuckolding Husband

Hi, this is 25th story written under the pen name of Sultana Sinha. My real name is Aloke a 36 yrs old, married Male from Patna Bihar. Many readers mail me thinking I am female. My reader with a request, to get it published on ISS forwards this story. If you like the story, please say so via mail or I am Raj a business from Delhi. I have to visit many cities as a routine work. I am married to Vidya. I have been married for 5 years. Vidya and I are 33 and try to keep us in good shape. I am...

A chance meeting of my chat friend for the first t

I decided that tonight, I wanted to go out and have a drink. It's been a lovely hot day so i ring up my mates and we decide that the local riverside is an ideal place. Lots to see ;) and a good place for a few drinks. We get there and there's lots of people there, enjoying the warm evening by the river. We go to a few places and have some drinks. We're enjoying the sights, having a good time and as its getting dark, decide to get into a bar. It's busy in the bar and there are groups of people...

ValerieChapter 8

After drinking another coffee I headed upstairs to clean myself up. Jan's not stupid and I didn't want her to taste Sue on my lips or check out my cock and see evidence of use upon it. After sorting that out I entered the bedroom to get my clothes and make sure Jan was ok. She was, though she was clearly suffering from an excess of alcohol the previous night and appeared to have the hangover from hell. I promised her some paracetamol and some brufen along with a glass of cold water and...

A Prayer Answered

Sister Mary Elizabeth peered into the gloomy corners of the church as she hurried to the front and kneeled before the altar. She thought she had seen someone for a moment but when she searched there was only the breeze left behind by the closing of the heavy old front door of the church. No one was supposed to be in here, not even her, but she needed to feel close to God as she talked over her issues with him. She took her position of prayer and was about fifteen minutes into her meditation...

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First Meeting Ch 01

1st Meeting – In Public This story is one of three – my Trilogy on Internet Love: One Erotic “1st Meeting – In Private”, one Non-Erotic/Romantic “1st Meeting – In Private”, and one a letter “1st Meeting – Letter After”. All were written five years ago when I met and fell in love (the only time in my life) with a woman I met online. The first two were written before our one and only real life meeting. The last is a letter I wrote to her afterwards. The wonderful experience remains my most...

Get Out of Town Chapter 7

“So, which room will we stay in, honey?” Jessie asked me as the meal broke up at last. “Yes, we need to know. We gave you a room, just in case, because your stay was unconditional. We had to prepare for contingencies, such as if you were gay or something like that. Naturally, we wouldn’t have asked a gay man to marry a woman at all. Your choice, I think. “I should warn you that Jessie tends to be ... sexually submissive. To put it mildly. She’s not comfortable taking charge at all....

First Time With My Sister

My Sister y Virgin and Hot I'll just start out by saying that I understand some may think it's wrong, however the taboo perversion of it still sits fondly in my memory. It happened years ago when I was a hormone induced teenager and constantly horny. From what I can remember I would jerk off at least once or twice daily. My sister and I had the typical sibling relationship where we were almost always fighting or arguing. For me she possessed the typical sister-nausea that comes with being...

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Hi friends .!!! main paheli baar ek kahani lekar aaya hu jo ki mere ghar ke paas ki hain or main hamesha se chahta tha use aap logo tak pahuchana jo log mujhe nahi jante unko mera introduction detta hoon main nilesh from aurangabad. main ek normal looks wala ladka hoon meri 21 saaal hain or main normal 7.5” dick ka malik hu. meri pados me ek bahbhi kafi sexy hai unka fig. 32-26-30 hai mai hamesha se hi unki hips dekhta rehta tha aur kabhi kabhi jaa kar bathroom mai masturbate kar leta tha .Mai...

Nicole and her mothers Boyfriends Pt 2

This is part two to “Nicole and her mother’s Boyfriends”. I suggest you read the first story to find out how Nicole and John first met up, and there’s the character description also, so if you’d like to know what they look like, that’s also in part one. Thank you for all of your nice comments and good ratings!!! Please continue to rate, and enjoy the...

I Saw My Mom Having Sex With My Uncle

Hi friends my name is Shriya. & i am from Hyderabad. My family members are my dad, mom & me. I saw my mom having sex with my uncle. And first i will describe about my dad first his name is Prakesh he is govt. Employee in Hyderabad my mom name is rani she is house wife ( in this story names are changed) she is so sexy that time & she is so beautiful lady in our area and she was 28 years old & she was fair skinned with well nose and lips eyes are very attractively and she was...

The Homecoming of Keith BoydChapter 23

Fred Boyd his brother. Alice Boyd his sister in law. Nephew John 15 Niece Gabby 13 Jo Anne Wall old girl friend Windy Wall her ex husband. Lewis and Ellie Keith’s in laws. Sarah Marsh retro hippie General Briggs rd Doris owner of the consignment shop. Jo Anne Joyner Wall : Keith’s first girlfriend. Three girls 16 13 10 oldest daughter ginger Mr Jessup buyer of Keith’s scooter. Rebecca Avondale deacon and keith’s client. Marsha stylist to Rebecca Gulfcrest hotel/casino Elanor, Mark and Simon...

My Home Chapter 1

*** Chapter 1 - Work “Carman, I couldn’t find those veggie chips that you said Louis likes. Are you sure of the brand you told me?” I asked as I dropped my keys into the wicker basket that my wife kept by the front door. “What are you looking for?” she asked from the kitchen. I walked down the hall with what I had bought from the store. I turned left into the kitchen area and placed the bags on the long counter top. “Let’s see,” I said as I pulled out the paper from my pocket. “I think it was...

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Black Neighbor Asks Me For Help

Mike and Keisha live across the street from us. Over the years, they have become our best friends. We do everything together including going on vacations. Therefore, it came as no surprise that one day Keisha took me aside and asked. “Dave could you do me a big favor hon.”“Sure Babe what is it?”Mike is going out of town next week and our anniversary is coming up and I wanted to surprise him with some sexy pics of me that he can take on the road to remind him of what is at home waiting for...

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Kaise Meri Behan Bani Kothe Ki Randi

Hello friends kaise hai aap sab, aaj mai jo kahani likhne wala hu woh meri behan ki hai , kaise meri behan kothe ki randi baani. Mai aapko meri behan ke bare mai baata du, uska naam smita hai who 25 yr ki hai uska figure 36 30 38 hai, dikhne mai gori aur mast maal lagti, aapko pata chal gaya hoga ki meri behan kaise hogi. Who gand bhi bahut matkake chalti hai. Woh hamesha jeans aur skirt phenti hai, ab mai kahani pe aata hu. Ye baat pichle saal ki hai, mai mumbai ka rehne wala hu, mujhe...

Breaking the MoldChapter 11

On the way to the Breedloves Amanda was still skeptical. “I know what Paul and Mitzi said about swinging with them being so beautiful Tony. But I still can’t get over the fact that they are old enough to be our parents.” Tony responded, “And if Mom gave me the go-ahead today, I would go down on her pussy in a second, baby. Sex was beautiful with her when I was going through puberty. It always got better, and I’ve never stopped thinking about it. When Mom and I talk on the phone, even though...

Slaves of the New SheriffChapter 5

Dylan and I both looked up when the patio door opened. I didn’t see Dylan’s reaction. But I was shocked. They’re holding hands and smiling and they look like the best of friends. No, they look like lovers! Judy must be pretty damned good! Judy stopped as she was passing Dylan. She reached down and rubbed her hand over the bulge in his panties. She smiled and said, “That’s funny, mine don’t fit me like that!” Then she went around and returned to her seat on the other side of me. Jessica...

Fun on a narrow boat

Once again, this is a true story of another dating site success.I had been chatting online to Jayne for a while, she lived on a narrow boat near to Tamworth. Our chats had become very intimate, and it was only time before we agreed to meet.I had a day off work and drove down to meet Jayne at the marina where her boat was moored. It was a lovely sunny day although a little cool. I parked up and she showed me the way to her boat, then showed me round it. It was about 35 foot long, going down the...

Moira s Story

Moira's Story By Sailor 861 Chapter 1: The Beginning Moira MacPeak's sex life with her husband, Graham, needed some spark. After15 years of marriage, the electricity of intimacy had dimmed and Moira wasdetermined to fix it. She loved Graham -- they were married just after grammar school in theirsmall town in western Scotland -- but sex in recent years had become a strictlyso-so, Saturday night routine, devoid of excitement, adventure, experimentationand, most important, lust. But the day...

Prom ch 2

Saturday. I wake up late. I check my phone, almost on autopilot, just checking Facebook, Instagram, pretty much whatever just to catch up on what I may have missed the night before. I see a post by Renee. It read ‘that moment when you meet someone better than your last’ with a bunch of heart emojis after it. I immediately perk up. ‘Is she talking about me?’ I think to myself. I mean, she has to be talking about me, I was with her yesterday. As I’m pondering this, that party pops up in my...

Someone to Watch Over Me

"Come on, girls. I've already been late for work twice this week," Michelle said, cajoling her three daughters. "I can't have you girls be late for school again. The last thing I need right now is a note from your teachers," she said, pulling away from the curb. She remembered how delighted she had been the day she was hired at the Boutique Specialty Shoppe. On her first day of work, she had shown up bright eyed and eager to please. Now, two years later, Michelle was resigned to the cold...

Guide week Part 2

by anon y mouse Apologies dear readers for the lack of sex in part 1 that was the sce setter for this part of the trilogy. Milly and Julie had met on the corner of Richard’s street and were walking up to his house. A lady who Milly had cleared some leaves for called out to her. “Young Miss” she shouted “Young miss hold up there please?” Startled Milly turned round and recognised her. “Mrs Anderson, good morning?” “Morning dear” The woman replied “I was wondering if I...

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Cruel Schoolgirls, Biology Classes (Part 1)Corne – Blond, Blue eyes / giggly – horny when she gets jagermeisterAnnlie – long red/broun hair, broun eyes / straight up - windgatMadelein – Black, curly hair, Blue eyes / flirtyIrie – Blabk hair, broun eyes / bitchy - cruelIrie was a cruel 18 year old girl with a fascination for causing pain to others. As with all dominant personalities, other girls tended to gravitate towards her. Thus at gr12 Irie had her own little girl gang consisting of her,...

Shweta ko choda

Mera naam Razz hai. Me 21 saal ka hoon. Meri Papa ke Dost ki Ladki ka naam Sweta hai wo 22 saal ki hai. Aur uski figure to aisi thi ki pucho mat. Wo bahut hi sundar hai, ekdam gori chitti lumbe lumbe kale bal, height kareeb 5’5″ aur figure 36-25-38 hai. Uska figure mast hai. Hum dono ghar se bahar Agra mein ek hi room mein rah kar padhte the.Maine room mein padane ke liye kuch gandi kitabein rakhi hui thi. Jo ek din Sweta ke hath lag gayi. Isliye main apne lund aur wo apni choot ki pyas nahi...

Seducing Mom To Bed 8211 Part I

Cheers to all ISS readers, I am a big fan of ISS and love the way the site is dedicated for Incest stories. This is a personal incest experience that I had with my Mom, Rekha and would like to describe for the fellow mother fuckers/people intend to fuck their mom’s. My self Ganesh, I am 29 and married, I do give my wife a regular fuck and satisfy her to the core, but the lust for my mom keeps my dick up all the time, I am a person who loves the pussy and ass part of a woman, and would love to...

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Lesbian Eats the Futa 8217 s Creampie

A fresh musk filled my nose. Something squirmed atop me. A hot mouth engulfed my dick, sucking hard on me. My cock pulsed in the hungry mouth. My eyes fluttered open. I groaned, this heat rippling through my body, my cunt clenching. I had a cock? My groggy mind struggled to work through that question. My eyes opened and stared at the pussy inches from my face covered by a fine down of strawberry-blonde hair. The slit was tight, beading with juices. I shuddered from the mouth sucking hard on my...

Taking the Class Part 2Chapter 11 Monday Night 10 33PM ndash Desire

The first thirty minutes of the drive back passed in tired silence. That was a lot to take in all at once. Let’s see if I’ve got it all: Will’s friends are idiots. Loyal, but idiots. Does one of them really go to my school? Ugh. Tiff is adorable. And so fun! I should definitely call her to chat sometime this week. Still unsure how I feel about her offering to let me feel her boobs again, though. Lobster mac and cheese is amazing. Barbara’s entire family are creeps. There’s Classes with...

Moving into a new life Part 2

Chapter 2 Later that night. Mark retreated into his bedroom on the second floor and stared out the window at the lights of the houses. He contemplated the evenings events. He had to admit some kind of love for Valentina. It couldn't be romantic,though. They had different places in life. There was no way that could work. It definitely was her choice he admitted to himself. He pondered his own actions and knew that he had not tried to influence her, seduce her, or manipulate...

College Girl Devoured 8211 Part 2

After our crazy fuck afternoon which left me satisfied yet sad at the same time, I was at a boys college to promote our college’s festival. My condition was horrible. With both my bra and panties torn off, my nipples were literally protruding out of my flimsy crop top and my face showed signs that I wasn’t at my best. With the lipstick now gone and the kajal a bit messed up, Rushabh clearly knew what Kabir had done with me. I asked Rushabh if I could just skip this one college today? To which...

The Look in Her Eyes 1

It was strange to have the entire office empty. But she also enjoyed the silence. She could get work done quicker without anyone to distract her. Sitting on her desk, next to her computer, was a book. Beautiful Bastard. She’d been reading it on the train, and sometimes at work when she wanted a break from looking at her computer. People would stare, when they knew the content of the book. She could see them looking. But it didn’t matter. She wanted to read the book more than worry about...

Fucked in Camera

I’am a beautiful young lady of 24. I’am married to a older guy of 48, who was a film producer. I was very much interested in movies and wanted to be a actress. After my consistent effort I signed a movie which was being produced by my husband. He did not reveal to his closest friend that I was the heroine of his new movie. He declared tbat he was signing a new sexy girl for the project. I prepared myself for the movie and looked very pretty and sexy too. One of the popular hero Ravi Kumar was...

Nothing Gets Through Ch 07

Nothing Gets Through Ch. 07 © 2009 All Rights Reserved "Oh, wow," said Dee, throwing her head back on the sofa. "That was great. I'm so glad they won." Lani grinned. It was Monday night and Dee had invited her over to watch the first game of the road trip. They'd won, four to two. Even over the television, they could see Dom's frustration. He had been screened on the first goal, but the second had been a bit soft. Lani hoped that the victory would dull his anger at letting those shots through....

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February

This story is harder to write than ‘When January Cums’, as I have not heard from Roger in days. Our only method of communication is email and it has been almost two weeks. I have a feeling that something bad has happened, as I know that he would not just up and leave me hanging, as I would never do that to him. I am worried to pieces, and can do nothing but imagine our last rendezvous. We met up in February, as planned. We met at the same hotel – we have decided this is ‘our place’ now. I was...

Taming of the Petgirl

Looking back it all seemed so obvious but I just couldn’t believe my own family would betray me so severely. I looked at my bindings and tried to think where it all went wrong. I had just turned 18. For most people that is a cause for celebration as they become an adult. As a young woman in a poor family in New America, it was a potential life sentence of servitude. While legally an adult for sexual purposes at 18 your parents legal rights supersede your own until you’re 21. Many girls would...

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Death and a Life in Emerald CoveChapter 5

Bryant took his leave from O'Bannon's Pub at seven thirty. He had switched to water for the last hour, even though he'd only consumed two beers in the time he'd been there. A DUI would not bode well for him in his job search. He plopped down on his bed at the inn and stretched his legs out. He thought about what he knew about Emerald Cove. Sure, the job would have its downsides. Every job would be like that. But those problems wouldn't necessarily be his to correct. His job would be to...

New Neighbor Makes Me A Glory Hole Part 2

Ever since Hilda and I played the Glory Hole game last week, I spend nearly every afternoon behind the garage listening for her to exit her house. So, earlier today I was putting at the potting bench near the fence we share, just feet from the new glory hole. I was lost in my task when the sound of her back door slamming shut, startled me back to my senses.I listened intently for the melodic tone of her voice, but was instead surprised to hear another female voice - two actually. It took me...

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Jokes and GigglesChapter 617

You can thank smokeyjoe for this one... This is British Humour, you may have to read it twice... :) This one is old, a time when to go for No .2s in an English public toilet costed a penny. The cubical door had a coin operated lock that the penny opened. A man went to see his doctor, “Doc, I’m constipated, I haven’t been in nearly a week.” So the doctor examined him, gave him some laxatives and sent him on his way. Two days later, the guy is back, still nothing. So the doc gives him...

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