You Know Your Fetishes Have Gone Too Far Parte D
1. Some people use blenders for smoothies, some use them for margaritas. You use them for foreplay.2. You’ve worn fetish clothing for so long, you find polo shirts to be very erotic.3. Black and Decker called. It was tough finding a strong enough motor, but the prototype is ready.4. You buy so many batteries, the president of Duracell sends you a fruit basket every year.5. Gomez and Morticia Addams envy your basement dungeon.6. You enter baking contests just to hide your massive Crisco...