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Tiffany s Students

“MARKUS,” a shrill voice pierces through the air, and Markus quickly realizes that it’s coming from ‘Miss Tiffany’ . He automatically straightens up in his chair and pretends to be reading although he is clearly not on page 360. Tiffany notices this, who gives a loud tsk and says, “...Markus...I honestly don’t know how you do it…” He can be described as a ‘teacher’s pet’ to every teacher in the school except her, which Markus is simultaneously bugged by but doesn’t care for at the same time....

Food for the AI

He was an idiot, drinking alcohol, trying to chat up girls, basically being just like the other waisted arrogant pricks in their business suits in this bar. His iPhone sticking out of his back pocket, gently I placed my fingers against the plastic phone case and I slid it out of his jeans. It was an iPhone 11 with the three cameras, I would easily get a few hundred dollars for this. A hand around my wrist. His fingers squeezing tightly pulling my hand close to his face. I was still...

Dorm Story

During practice early in the season, I was talking to some of the older guys on the team. They mentioned how much of a prick Jake was, but that it was typical because he was on the soccer team. Now, for some reason, there existed this horrific rivalry between our basketball and soccer teams for years. I don’t know how it started and even the seniors aren’t quite sure when or how it started. All I knew is that we hated each other. One of the common slangs for our soccer players was “field...

Dirty Deeds In Neo D Chapter I

That fateful night, the boldest and fearless of her soon-to-be ex-colleagues had seen her off, with a discreet gathering at a local watering hole, a known hang-out to the force. There, at ''Our Boys in Blue'', a dimly lit, seemingly seedy dive bar, neatly tucked away in a dark alleyway off the main strip of the city, Mia lifted her glass one last time with the men and women with whom she'd earned her first stripes, graduated from rookie to police officer, and eventually became a...

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My Philippines Vacation

My name is Carlos Sasuke Baruel, a Filipino-Japanese American who lives in Daly City, CA, 5’8”, black hair, and skinny with a childish smile, nerdy looking and turning 16 years old in June. I already know that I am gay but I am still in the closet since I get beat up when I made some snarky, feminine gestures at school and it is an all-boys catholic school. I already know about gay sex since I get those from my fellow horny classmates and schoolmates. However, that will be for the next...

18 Days of Futa Fun Chapter 4

Cadence Melody pushed her plate away from her and scooted her chair back from the table. She looked down at her mother, Samantha, on her knees in front of her. Samantha had just finished sucking Cadence's dick while Cadence was eating breakfast. "Damn, that was a good breakfast", Cadence said as she stood up. "And that mouth of yours is amazing, mom." She grabbed her mother by her hair and pulled the older woman to her feet. Then she mashed her lips against her mother's. The two women...

The Hitchhiker Chapter 16 Road Trip Part One

I looked at the clock on my nightstand and said, “Shit 1030 AM. I don’t think I’ve slept that late in 20 years.” “Well you certainly had a workout yesterday and we did drink a lot.” “Very true my dear. How’s your head this morning?” “I feel fine. I think having your warm body pressed against mine all night long took away any hangover I might have had,” as she gave me a long passionate kiss. I said, “If only that were true it would be awesome but I don’t think so. How about a nice hot...

Barbie Girl

*Author’s Note: This is my first mc story, though I hope to write many more, I have a few interesting ones in the works. I would appreciate any comments or criticism. Oh, and all the normal warnings apply, and you may copy this story only if I gave you my express permission, and my name must go with it. Enjoy.* * Frustrated I know it’s perverse, but I enjoy watching their faces glaze over. I put those snooty and snarky and steely girls under, and when they surface, nothing but slut is left....

SNATCHING THE ROMANO FILE

Fate hung in the balance of a pair of lacy panties. Megan found herself pressed against the office window, my breath hot on the back of her neck. “Someone will see us!” she hissed in protest. I pushed myself up against her, my breasts rubbing against from behind. “Tinted glass, so probably not,” I reminded her. “Probably?” her voice quivered in reply, nervously observing the crowd of people obliviously milling in the hallway just beyond the pane. “Probably,” I assured her. She...

Falling Ch 03

Chapter 3, In which I walk on the wild side It had been a crazy weekend, and frankly I wasn’t completely upset to be hitting the road again. In the space of a few weeks, I’d gone from definitely straight to definitely lesbian to, well, bi-confused. I needed time away from Stacey and Michael to work it all out in my head. On the surface, things were pretty good. Stacey had moved into my old bedroom, it was much more spacious than her old apartment and I was only there on weekends. I was more...

No Denial

If you do not believe it happens, well…fuck you! If you deny that you have never thought about it, well…fuck you again. Might be a given that choices can be made, but circumstances help dictate which fork in the road one might take. So if those circumstances make the choice one that might not be the one you take, fuck you thrice. If you judge without ever taking that rod into your fire…keep going on fucking yourself. Because my choice is my choice, and all the consequences it brings, I accept...

My Adventures on the Soccer Team

It all began when soccer season did. Being on the team, I was obliged to travel with the other boys for matches, juggling my school work on top of daily practice and my match schedule. But despite that, each one of us on the team made sure to train extremely hard, and because of that, we just kept winning our matches. Unfortunately though, that also meant that we had to keep traveling further and further out as we continued winning and made a beeline toward nationals. Before long, we were...

Hot Wife Hotel Olivia Gets Opened Up Part Five

Olivia spent a few moments Sunday evening checking her Hot Wife Hotel messages and schedule for Monday and Wednesday. There was a message from Marilyn thanking her for adding the second day to her week, a message from Adam that said he was looking forward to Wednesday’s anal session, and a message from a potential new client.Hello Olivia,I am writing because I wondered if you ever meet with couples.Let me know if that is something that you’d be interested in.Thanks,MichaelShe checked with...

Edit Me Harder

Valerie hated his pedantry, she hated his arrogance, but most of all she hated his expertise. Storyboardland was a place on the web for aspiring authors to post their stuff, and tradition held that readers who encountered typos or other errors would bring them up with the writer. Though some (who were in it for the thrills rather than the craft) brushed these off, Valerie didn’t consider herself that shallow an artist and took every comment seriously. Countless times she’d been saved from...

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