A Great Book Deserves an Orgasm
My phone binged, a text.Karin: Did last night go well in Cincinnati?Ed: No. Ten people at the book signing. :^( But that’s 6 more than the last city. :^)Karin: Don’t worry. On tarmac now. See you soon. Kisses!Ed: Thank god. My first sci-fi book and self-promotion tour was…well… no other words but… a fucking bust! It was so damn disappointing. Everyone told me I had a good thing but to save money, I had skimped on advertising. No around-the-bookstore lines for me the first three stops. But...