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“What a crazy dream” I said aloud as I blinked my eyes awake. My mind was filled was images of sheer debachery. It all seemed so real, and yet here I was safe in my bed. A wave of relief washed over me despite my head throbbing from the copious amounts of alcohol I had ingested the night before. I rolled over with a groan, and looked at the clock. It appeared that I had slept into the early afternoon. The house was silent. My roommates must’ve already headed out for the day. I stretched...