The Love Fairy Took My Dick
So... Gonna need some explanation for that, huh? Well, sorry to disappoint, but it's not exactly the triumph over my virginity that it sounds like. Not at first anyway. Not to say I haven't been trying to get with some women... A woman. She's really cute, works at the games store I frequent. I've been attempting flirting. Not sure if it's really gotten across. Either way, I'm pretty sure she's not interested. But about that title. The "Love Fairy" part will take some time, but I guess I can...