WHEN I BECAME A WOMAN CHAP XII DINNERTIME IS SUCH FUN
Oh Deedee, my best friend forever, now you’re really gonna be jealous of little ole me. Tonight’s dinner was the MOST fabulousest ever !!!! Daddy asked us to wear dresses for dinner tonight. Mommy suspected something special, so we went shopping at the mall. Macy’s, even!! Mommy calls it Retail Therapy. She chose a black dress for me, said all Real Women have one ‘cause they’re sexy. She said it has to show your curves and be real slinky, like you’re teasing the “male gender” and...