My Exhibition Fantasy Come True
This is a true story.It was the day before my 25th birthday. I was having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, Julissia. As we sat at the table waiting on our appetizers she pulled a pretty large gift out of her overly large purse. She slid the gift across the table to me and said "Early happy birthday. I couldn't wait any longer to give it to you." Being the present whore I am, I was elated. I didn't waste any time ripping the decorative paper off. What was under the wrappings shocked the...