Uncle s Cruel Ways
"You two better listen to Uncle Blake or else I'll whoop your ass with my belt when I get home!" she warned them. Once she left and they heard the car drive off, Uncle Blake turned and smiled, feigning innocence. "Don't worry about her. She's always cranky before she drinks," he said, knowing his sister was an idiot, "Allie, why don't you go and prep to take a shower while I order take out. Jake, you can do whatever you want, just don't break anything. You're showering after your...