Pizza Woman
I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the onebefore that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbredtrailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the assinineproduct!!! I needed to do something...quick. Hell, I’ll just get a pizzaand take it from there. Yeah, a pizza with everything.With shaking hands and trembling fingers, I picked up the telephone andtriumphantly placed my order: "Three pizzas - the works, and a six pack...