I Ain t Waiting
“I ain’t waiting for you any longer,” she opened the phone conversation with. I countered with, “Why the hell not?” She sounded angry, “I agreed to you being gone a week to that cattle auction. Now it’s another week? What the hell’s going on? Which of them sluts you know there are you banging?” I lied, “I’d never do that!” “Bullshit. I know you too well. Anyway I’m horny and I ain’t waiting till you get back to get mine clipped. I know lots of guys here who’d love to bounce on me....