Dressed up as a Soldier
A few years ago I was invited to a friend's fancy-dress birthday party, and we had to dress up as someone from "The Village People". With the type of guy I was and the physique I had at the time I couldn't see myself as anything but a sailor. My friend, whose birthday it was, wasn't so sure about the idea, and suggested I should go as a soldier instead, because apparently there was a soldier in at least one of their music videos. Alright, so I went out to an army surplus store and got the whole...