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LuckyCrush

Do you have Lucky Crush on anyone, or are you looking to find one? Perhaps you’re just looking for a quick wank with a stranger or even just a friendly conversation with a pretty girl. Fuck, how long have we been social distancing? I’ve lost track, but this next website promises at least a temporary solution to your loneliness, isolation and ball-aching horniness without forcing you to breach the respiratory safety of your dank, weed-and-BO-scented basement lair.LuckyCrush.live is a video chat...

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At first glance, it may seem like visiting a site like NaughtyBlog.org/Lesbian is not the place to go if you want to see a plethora of lesbian content. Hell, the idea of visiting a blog to watch videos sounds pretty fucking stupid when you think about it. That’s like visiting a forum to buy your erectile dysfunction pills in bulk: it’s not the ideal type of site to visit when you want a particular thing.Believe it or not, but NaughtyBlog.org/Lesbian is actually a fucking awesome place to visit...

JAVHDtoday

Anyone looking for JAV HD today is definitely on the right track, because that’s actually what this next site is called. I don’t see a lot of .today domains, maybe because they usually look and sound pretty clunky, but this one has a nice ring to it. Then again, I’m probably biased because my yellow fever has been flaring up since I got out of bed this morning. It’s funny how it’s called yellow fever, but the main symptom is blue balls.JAVHD.today is home to best known treatment for my ailment:...

PornHits

How do you define Porn Hits? Porn’s a really subjective thing, and I already know the freaks and weeaboos are mentally answering that question with pregnant alien chicks, furry fox sluts and tentacles groping boobies. Well, I have bad news for the fetishists, because this website features a more traditional type of Porn Hit. To sum it up in a sentence, this free tube specializes in full-length flicks, meaning you can settle in for a nice, long fap, or at least until the Starbucks baristas call...

SportsBetting

Sports Betting has been a popular pastime ever since the invention of sports. The cavemen bet shiny pebbles their dudes would win at rock-chucking, and I used to gamble my lunch money on the outcome of afterschool dodgeball games. These days, thanks to the magic of the Internet, it’s easier than ever to risk some money for a chance at big-time rewards. I know I usually spend my time here convincing you to check out all my favorite masturbatory hangouts, but even ThePornDude likes to keep some...

BC Game

Listen up, cryptocucks, I’ve got a treat for you guys this time around. If you don’t know what the fuck a Bitcoin even is or how sites like Coinbase work, then this one might not be for you. Some people say that investing in any cryptocurrency is a gamble. Hell, the folks over there trying to rocket Dogecoin to over $1 know that shit all too well. People will invest millions in meme currencies, but Bitcoin is the big daddy of crypto. It’s the most respected and most used version of this stuff...

Femdom POV

FemdomPOV isn’t exactly for everybody, but for a certain type of pervert, there’s nothing hotter. I mean, sure, you could aim your browser and your boner at yet another of your standard porn tubes, cranking off to lesbian threesomes and teenage cocksucking whores, but what if you need something a little harder? What if your whole fetish is having some hot bitch tell you what a fucking loser you are, making fun of your micro-dick, and then stepping on your balls with an expensive and terrifying...

HentaiFoxtv

Hentai Fox TV! You weebs need your fix. I swear if you poor fappers don’t see twenty videos of busty hentai babes getting fucked every single day, then you go fucking wild. You need those glorious, glorious frames of horny waifus getting fucked. You know people have to draw that shit, right? It takes time. I know you cucks are eager, but you need to quit learning Japanese so that you can email some poor underpaid hentai artist to try and get spoilers from the next issue. It’s a whole new level...

Caribbeancom

JAV fans know the name Caribbeancom, or at least the real ones do. The company has been putting out Japanese dirty movies for decades now, building a name for themselves around the world with their sexy Asian sluts and filthy encounters. I first heard about the brand mentioned by weeaboos years ago, and of course, now I’ve had a lot more experience with their flicks ever since I started reviewing Japanese Adult Video. They’re one of the biggest names in Japanese porn, and don’t you want to know...

4kPorn

What’s better than watching porn in the highest resolution currently available? Well, that’s a tough standard. Perhaps getting your dick ridden by one of the beauties starring in the content on 4KPorn could come close. But beyond that, it’s hard to imagine better things than watching immersive porn in crystal clear resolution.But is that precisely what 4KPorn delivers? In most cases, yes (more on that later). Their videos make you feel like you are right there in the scene watching the...

PantyDeal

One man’s Panty Deal is another man’s soiled drawer rip-off. Honestly, my dudes, the market for used panties is better than it’s ever been, so there’s no reason to settle for anything less than exactly what you want. You just need to know where to look, and you’re definitely on the right track. My whole mission here at ThePornDude is to help guide my fellow perverts to precisely the material that gets them off. Often that means pointing toward a collection of dirty movies, but I’ve got...

ScatXXXporn

Scat XXX Porn is quite a website. Oh, I have this permanent look on my face over it. You couldn't tell if I'm making this face out of pleasure or out of... pure wonder. Understand that this website is scat porn. It's not sptting, not pissing, not choking. Although, some of those fetishes can also be in this website, too. Regardless, we're talking straight scat.ScatXXXPorn has done a good job in becoming absorbed in this fantasy and lifestyle of brown pudding. "Pudding" is me keeping the words...

WhereIsMyPorn

Have you ever asked the question, ‘where is my porn?’ Maybe you have when you’ve found that your downloaded porn is suddenly gone! Oh! Your drive is failing – better buy a new one.Or when you’ve noticed that your favorite porn site seemingly vanished into thin air. Oh! It happens to the best of ‘em!Next time you ask that question, don’t ask yourself: ask your device’s assistant. Maybe that bitch Siri, Bixby, Cortana, or that hermaphrodite over at Google will show you ‘Where Is My Porn?’ Yes,...

AEBN Latin

Are you fucking horny as hell for stunning Latin videos and movies? If so, then I urge you to take a look at some of the amazing content that you will find over on AEBN.com/Latin. Here, you are bound to find a wide array of content that will certainly get you off.If Latin babes are the kind of content that you crave, find it all here on AEBN.com/Latin. There are plenty of movies and clips waiting for you to get your stroke on to, and once you are finished, you are going to feel satisfied enough...

AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

BlowBangGirls

Blow Bang Girls! Where should I cum? It's an age-old question with as many answers as grains of sand on all the world's beaches. While men may not have as potent of orgasms as women do, we get the gift of cum. We get to see our nut fly out of our body, travel through the air, and land on the object of our choosing. Our cock doubles as a paintbrush, and everything around us is a canvas.Cum Where you AreI can tell you my favorite three places to cum without even thinking about it. Give me a...

Katrina Jade 4600 799000

Katrina Jade was born in Southern California on May 30th, 1991. Her cosmopolitan look stems from Dutch, German, Irish, Italian, Hawaiian, Native American, and Mexican roots. This bitch looks like a little bit of everybody.She's Every WomanThrow on thinner eyes and a sprinkle of black or Indian skin tone, and you have what every human will look like in a couple of hundred years. Alright, they probably won't all be as sexy. That is unless we take the genetic engineering route.Jade kept pretty...

SimpCity

Ever been to Simp City? I know that sounds like something of a rhetorical question, aimed at all the men sucking up to broads who don’t even seem to like them back, but I’m actually asking if you’ve seen the website of the same name. I guess the implied question still stands, though, because the site was built for folks who think of themselves as simps. I mean, it's right there in the name, my dudes.Of course, if it was just a bunch of dorks simping over Tinder girls who shot them down, it...