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It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.
Two Good Things
However, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like combining the joys of laughter and cumming.
Parodies aren't just for laughs. They can also make dreams come to life. Who hasn't been watching a movie or show and thought to themselves, "I wonder what it would be like to fuck that bitch?" That's what I think ninety percent of the time I watch TV. It makes following the plot a bit difficult.
Some fantasies are quite common. For example, take the character Harley Quinn from "Batman." Anyone who has ever read a Batman comic, watched a show or seen a movie has thought about fucking Harley Quinn. She is the ultimate fuckable crazy bitch.
Let's not forget about video games. There isn't a single video game player on planet earth that doesn't want to fuck Lara Croft. Those polygonal titties have been the impetus behind many boners over the last twenty years. They may be a touch sharp, but I'd still titty fuck those triangles all day.
Powerpuff Nub Job
Cartoons don't avoid getting the porn parody treatment, either. You might not like to admit it, but you've fantasized about fucking animations hundreds if not thousands of times. Can a Powerpuff Girl give me a handjob despite her lack of hands? Can Cartman's mom from "South Park" give me neck despite not having a neck? Can Lisa from "The Simpsons" give me head without stabbing me with her head? Porn parodies seek to answer these questions and many more.
One of the most popular genres to spoof is horror. I don't know about you, but when that black-haired bitch from "The Ring" crawled out of the TV set, I hoped she would sit in my lap. She may be pale and greasy, but I bet she rides reverse cowgirl like a champion.
For some reason, not all porn sites carry porn parody content. I can't imagine why. It's not necessarily the most popular genre in porn, but I still consider it an essential part of any balanced library.
If you're dying to see what Fred Flintstones' dick looks like, you should visit Straight Aebn. Straight Aebn is an expansive VOD porn tube brimming with content of all varieties. While they have a little bit of everything, their parody selection is particularly golden.
Aebn's classic tube site aesthetic looks like a Mind Geek site a decade ago. It has a cream and blue color layout, but for the sake of my eyes, I wish it were more blue than white. In the end, it doesn't matter, though, because they have a light and dark mode. The main menu hangs out up top and includes the options Search bar, Add time, Log in, Sign up, Mail, Categories, Just added, New Releases, Stars, Studios, Cams, Gay, Classic view, X pass, Light and dark mode toggle, and favorite.
Paper Route Pocket Pool
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The first thing your fifteen bucks gives you access to is the unlimited streaming of over five thousand titles totaling twenty thousand scenes. That should be enough to keep your mouth laughing and your penis hard.
Every week, Aebn adds another one hundred movies to their archives. Unless you happen to run your own porn review website, that should be enough to keep you drowning in fresh pussy for years to cum.
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What really matters here is the content, so let's hop right in. I want to start with a series called "That Sitcom Show." Every release spoofs a different classic sitcom and turns it into a perverted fuck fest.
Pegging Peggy
For example, "That Sitcom Show 7: Still Married with Issues" parodies the 80s smash hit "Married with Children." Any man that was alive during the 80s remembers wanting to fuck Kelly. It's not just her, though. Everybody from the show gets in on the action at some point.
The show opens with whorish Kelly fucking a new friend. Kelly is a little cum queen, so when she asks her friend to cum for her, he gladly pulls out at the last possible second and glazes her ass.
The two are just finishing and getting ready to clean up when Al and Peggy come home and catch them in the act. That's when the focus moves from Kelly to Peggy. She is happy with her marriage but sometimes wonders what life would be like if she married her high school sweetheart.
However, she's not thinking about what their children would have looked like. Instead, she's wondering how he would make her pussy feel. As she slips into a fantasy land, her finger moves down to her clit. It doesn't take long before Peggy is cumming her brains out.
The video ends with a return to Kelly, who is about to meet up with yet another date. Lucky for him, this date walks in just when Kelly starts masturbating. As you can imagine, she didn't keep masturbating for long. It's time for this date to prove he is worth her time.
Fapping to the 80s
They also spoof newer shows, such as in "That Sitcom Show 8: I Love the 80s." Jack has already fucked the shit out of Janet and Chrissy, but that doesn't mean he is done yet. On the contrary, Jack is so relentlessly horny that he won't stop until he has had the chance to fuck them and their friend simultaneously.
Through a series of clever games, Willis has won a vacation to Blair's bedroom. He has been picturing what he would do to Blair's vagina given a chance since he first laid eyes on her. But when he arrives, Willis is disappointed to find her still fully clothed and playing hard to get.
That's fine with Willis. He doesn't plan on taking no for an answer, so no matter how much Blair tries to dance around the issue, Willis is getting his dick wet tonight.
Speaking of clever games, Jack has been pretending to be gay, so he can live with the girls. At first, his plan works out perfectly, but he doesn't know how long he can last without fucking these bitches. Especially since the ladies are starting to pick up on the vibes. Jack thought they would be angry with him, but it appears they are too horny to worry about anger.
Filthy Animals
To change things up, my last review will be about a spoof of the universally loved 80s comedy "Animal House" titled "Not Animal House XXX." First, I have to say that I hate when a porn parody is titled "Not ___." It's so lazy. There is always a creative and funny way to rename a movie into a porn parody. They should hire me to do it full-time.
This film is produced by X-Play and directed by award-winner Will Ryder. The Delta house has added debaucherous orgies to its routine schedule of drinking and partying. There are so many pussies getting crushed in this three-hour orgy that you won't know when to cum.
Parodies are an often underrespected subgenre of porn. Unfortunately, not every site has a good selection, so if you want to see the best of the best, you have to visit Straight Aebn.
There isn't much to complain about on Straight Aebn. However, I would like to see them add some additional membership options besides only one month. Three-month, six-month, and full-year options would be appreciated.
That's enough listening to me. You're probably busy thinking about "The Jetsons" or "The Golden Girls" right now.
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