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I was unhappy with some aspects of the original Rear Window.so I rewrote parts of it. I am now happy wit this new revised version,EnjoyRear WindowNikkie SilkRear Window is a 1954 film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starringJames Stewart and Grace Kelly. This fictional story is inspired by someof the characters and events of the film. For a while I wished I could go back and start that day again. It hadall begun so well. The forecast was for a beautiful summer's day; clearblue skies and wall...
Rear View Mirror, Part I by phyllisroger I used to walk home from my after-school job…a couple miles or more…and in those days…of having my first job…I was enjoying my sexuality…my breasts were ample and boys made me pay attention to myself with their looks and stares before I knew all about ’things.’ But by this time, I was a little older and liked to show myself off to boys and my teachers…it made me feel important besides just being a good girl with good grades. It was still a very...
Rear Window Draft I live for feedback [email protected] Rear Window is a 1954 film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring James Stewart and Grace Kelly. This fictional story is inspired by some of the characters and events of the film. It is in no way connected to the film and any resemblance is purely coincidental. For a while I wished I could go back and start that day again. It had all begun so well. The forecast was for a beautiful summer's day; clear blue skies and...
The woman hurried towards me, then when she was close enough for there to be eye contact, she pulled up. For a moment I thought she was going to run away. Then she put one foot in front of the other, moving at a snail’s pace.“Martin?” she asked, extending a cautious hand.“And you must be Meghan,” I said as we shook.“Sorry I’m late. Only…”“Think nothing of it.” I glanced up at the town hall clock, as I had done at intervals for the past quarter of an hour, registering each passing minute,...
Wife LoversEven in his half-awake state, Tobias realised that things were not quite as they should be. Beyond his almost closed eyelids, the bedroom was bright, but the angle of the sun seemed lower and more golden in tone than was normal in the morning. He started to become more aware of his surroundings and as he did, he noticed that he seemed to be pushed to one side of the bed and also, that something was tickling his nose.As he came to full consciousness, he realised that he was not alone, which...
HistoricalEighteen months later…Tobias sat on the sofa contentedly sipping his wine, pleasantly weary after a full remit of parish ministering. Leaning back, he surveyed the cosy domestic scene before him.His dear wife, Lucy was finishing the last of the household sewing for the day, her hair gleaming softly in the lamplight. Meanwhile, their baby son of nearly five months gurgled and cooed to himself in his cot, having just been fed.As he did every evening about this time, Tobias took another mouthful...
HistoricalIt was Saturday morning when Tobias hastened from the church after yet another meeting with his churchwarden, hoping, at last, to get some free time to compose his Sunday sermon. He was not usually so behind with such duties but his week had been rather overwhelmed by an unasked-for visitor in the shape of his soldier brother’s former mistress, the actress Miss Fifi Fontayne.The anxiety of trying to get rid of her before she caused a scandal, plus the fact that she regarded him as some sort of...
HistoricalAnn awoke. Her throat was parched. It actually hurt. Too much seawater. She could hear the waves breaking nearby. How had she survived? She remembered the fishing vessel and how it suddenly capsized in rough seas. There wasn’t time to signal the Coast Guard. The ship sank quickly. Oh. Jack. Surely he made it. She rose up. Her right shoulder was bruised and felt numb. She was alone. Something roared horrendously in the distance. She jolted to her feet. She was weak. Wobbly. She felt she...
Charlie Brown lay on his bed in his room playing with his little dick and thinking about the pretty little red-haired girl. She was so cute and he was sure he was in love with her. He wanted her so badly and she was all he ever thought about. He remembered the first time he saw her on the way to school. She had been in front of him some twenty feet and her little ass was making her pretty green dress swing from side to side, high enough so that every once in a while he got a glimpse of her...
What would you do if I danced in the nude, would you cum when we all make love? Hold me tightly in your arms, our bodies will fit like a glove. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends Get some with a little help from my friends What would you do when I quiver and shake, would you turn out the light and sleep? Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear, free your mind, you have nothing to fear. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends. Get some with a little help from my friends.
01-31-20XX Defendant Lobby No. 3 5:30 PM "Oh god... Oh god oh god oh god, I can't believe I'm finally doing this." I'm hyperventilating. I'm actually hyperventi- I never hyperventilate! If the court sees me like this, they'll all know that I'm not ready for this! Okay... Okay, calm down Eliza. Calm calm calm calm calm- You can do this. It may be your first case, but you can do this! You've trained for this! You studied for this! YOU EARNED THIS! YOU. WILL. NOT. FAIL. My name is Eliza Hope. I'm...
Marco could feel something was odd as he got off the bus, though he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He looked down at his arms while he walked. They were the same shade of brown he remembered, or at least, the parts that weren't covered by the long sleeves of his uniform were. The same skin color. The same hands at the end, with the same ten fingers. Everything looked as Marco remembered, and yet, something about it all felt off. When he reached the school building, he got a glimpse of...
TeenWhat would you do if I danced in the nude,would you cum when we all make love?Hold me tightly in your arms,our bodies will fit like a glove. Gonna cum with a little help from my friendsGet some with a little help from my friends What would you do when I quiver and shake,would you turn out the light and sleep?Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear,free your mind, you have nothing to fear. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends.Get some with a little help from my friends. Can you feel my...
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George Whitman was grateful for the window in his bedroom that looked out into a small green space between the rows of buildings. If he looked upwards, over the buildings on the other side, he could see in the distance the very top of the British Museum. Down below there was a small patch of mossy grass fringed with ferns, then tall shrubs and an old, blackened brick wall. It wasn’t clear to which building the little plot belonged, but someone must cut the grass from time to time. Most of all...
George Whitman was grateful for the window in his bedroom that looked out into a small green space between the rows of buildings. If he looked upwards, over the buildings on the other side, he could see in the distance the very top of the British Museum. Down below there was a small patch of mossy grass fringed with ferns, then tall shrubs and an old, blackened brick wall. It wasn't clear to which building the little plot belonged, but someone must cut the grass from time to time. Most of all...
VoyeurThe windows in my office at work in NYC face a modern-looking apartment building, where each room has a block of four large, rectangular windows in a row. The apartment directly opposite my office is a small studio. Around 6 months ago, a young blonde girl in her 20’s moved in. From my observations of her schedule and the Columbia University shirts I’ve seen her wear, I think she’s a grad student. She’s maybe 5’8”, pale, and has an athletic body with broad shoulders and long dirty blonde...
Tobias’ calmly determined mindset got him through the days that followed. He tried not to expend any more time or worry on the Lucy situation. He scolded himself that he had wasted more than enough energy over the past weeks moping and agonising over whether or not she had rejected his suit. His refreshing night with his good friend Meg had soothed his nerves (as well as other bodily parts). Also, given that she had promised to try to...
HistoricalTobias started the Sabbath day in a buoyant mood. When in church, old Mr Hodges woke up from an apparently vivid dream in the middle of the sermon, no doubt recalling some ancient wrongdoing. He yelled loudly when Tobias was in full flow about turning the other cheek, “I’ll get ye for this if it’s the last thing I do, ye rotten bastards!” Even this slightly awkward interruption did not disturb Tobias’s sense of inner well-being.After all, he had virtually plighted his troth to the lovely Lucy...
HistoricalTobias departed from Meg’s little cottage at a more advanced hour than he had anticipated, leaving the luscious Betty sated (at least temporarily) and still a-bed. Aware of the approaching dusk, he hurried towards the main thoroughfare of the town, hastily tucking in his shirttails as he went. Thankfully he met no one he knew who might question why a vicar from another parish might be loitering so late about the street en deshabille.As he reached the coaching inn, he was fortunate enough to...
HistoricalTobias sat back on his rather uncomfortable wooden settle in his dusty drawing room, a glass of his father’s best brandy in his hand and gave a contented sigh. A couple of bottles of the fine liqueur had been surreptitiously slipped to him by his papa as a parting gift. He mused that it was very pleasant to be back in his vicarage, having assisted with the harvest at his parental home for a couple of weeks.A change certainly had been as good as a rest. After a season of constant preparation for...
HistoricalThe Reverend Tobias Whitmore was surprised. As he sat in the gently jolting coach, he realised that he was actually looking forward to a springtime social afternoon in the gardens of his mother’s cousin’s husband, a Canon of the Church of England. This was an unexpected emotion, where mortal terror might have been more appropriate, due to the presence of his beady-eyed mama who wanted him to marry profitably and several young ingenues eager for a ring on their finger.It had been a bleak winter...
HistoricalThe Reverend Tobias Whitmore let out a heartfelt sigh. Having taken over the parish of St Margaret’s in the prosperous market town of Stratton-over-Wye a year previously, he ought to be happy with his lot, he reasoned to himself.He had been welcomed as a new broom (not altogether unexpectedly, since the previous incumbent had been so elderly, his actual death made little difference to his activities) and had rather disconcerted himself by his own efficiency. He had tailored his sermons to his...
HistoricalMy name is Rick and I'm nineteen. I'm in college, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's not like Animal House or Old School. There's no real partying or anything even remotely like that. Anyway, I couldn't justify trying to pay for a place of my own at a boring place like that. So, I still live with my parents, and there is one other nice thing about living at my parents' house. Next door there's a beautiful woman that looked to be in her mid twenties. Her name was Gloria. A redhead. She...
NovelsHazel couldn’t believe what she was doing, she was sitting in her room spying on her neighbour. When she’d first sat down at her computer to play her favourite on-line game, she had no idea that before the evening was that solitaire would be the last thing on her mind. As she waited for her computer to boot up she glanced out of her window and noticed a light on in her neighbour’s, ground floor flat across the small courtyard. Hazel lived on the second floor, which meant she was looking down...
Copyright© 2001-2003 A sweetheart named Teresa Arden Went down on her beau in the garden. He said, "Good lord, Tess, Don't swallow that mess!" And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?" "Turn your light off and get some sleep young man!" Gregory's mother had her head stuck in her son's bedroom doorway, and though she spoke harshly, she had a familiar gentle smile on her lips. It was the warm familiar 'game' she played as a 'mom'. "OK mom." Gregory put down his book and...
There is another studio apartment with four big windows right next to the one where the blonde I posted about previously lives. Again, I have a clear view inside from my work office in NYC. There seem to be several women who stay there on and off, but there’s one college-aged tall, slim brunette who’s there on a somewhat repeated basis. She has long wavy brown hair and very pale skin. From her nose I suspect she might be Jewish. I’ve been lucky enough to catch a couple good glimpses of her from...
The first time I met Anna we didn’t speak. No sound passed between us. For my part, the only sound was some soft music in the background. It was a long time ago but I believe it was Beethoven. I might be wrong but either way, it’s not really important. What was important was that the silence was filled with messages, hesitant at first but quickly becoming bolder. I think I was more used to this than her at the time because I spent a lot of time chatting both at home and around the world. She,...
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The phone rang in Susan's office, she was reading one of her student's papers and hadn't thought about the lusty documentary she'd been working on since last weekend. The woman at the other end was GIllian, who worked as one of the executive producers for the production company that hired her to do the interviews. "Susan, its Gillian, we looked at your first interviews and were really taken with your lustful approach to the subject, we want you to embellish that concept and even go...
"Damn it, John, do you really have to be a walking, talking, driving cliché? The road isn't even paved anymore ... where the hell are we?" John had known the silence was drawing to an end. Historically, his sister could only hold her tongue for so long and, once she'd crossed her arms over her ample chest, he'd known the quiet would soon be interrupted. He clasped the steering wheel tighter. "We're not lost--just a little turned around. We'll hit a town soon." "Yeah, well, you'd...
The Breadwinner By Margaret Jeanette Mike Strong downed his third beer. He said to Jake Timm, "They made Sharon West a supervisor. She whored her way into that job. She gave her ass for it, always coming on to all the bosses. That job should have been mine." Jake agreed with him, but Jake knew Mike's aggressive attitude was so strong that the company deliberately overlooked him. Mike was known for having a temper and not backing down. Mike left the bar and headed home. His...
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Dave Burke scanned through his notes, then pushed the laptop aside and looked out the window over his desk, trying to think of an opening sentence. It was Wednesday afternoon and Dr. Hillier, his Freshman English instructor, had assigned a 500 word essay for Friday.He was renting one of the units in a two-story duplex. The bedrooms were on the second floor. Until yesterday, the view through his back window had been tree branches and leaves. Then, an Austin Energy crew had gone through, pruning...
THE BREADWINNER Geoff and Lucy Baines were the embodiment of the expression; 'opposites attract', married at only nineteen she was a tall woman, he short. While she had all the confidence of 'old' money, he had the reticence of a man who had entered a world that was unfamiliar to him. He had lost his father when very young and his mother very close to his eighteenth birthday. Lucy, after three years of proving her worth to her father, had taken over the family business,...
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Cheryl slammed on the brakes when she looked up from her phone and saw the taillights looming ahead. Too late. Shit. Shit. Shit, she thought as she heard the sound of plastic shattering. A previous fender bender had jacked up her insurance rates to a point where it was a struggle to keep up. Another would leave her in dire straits. There was just enough light from the street lamps to tell that the other driver was a younger man. As quickly as she realized it, she popped open two buttons on...
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CheatingMy mom and I arrived at Ms. Christina's house for her annual Christmas Eve party. She threw it every year and since her and my mom were best friends, she had to attend. I would've rather spent my Christmas Eve in bed watching Rudolph, but my mom forced me to attend. I skipped it the last few years, but this year my mom wouldn't let me out of it. We arrived and I headed straight to the couch to sit down. My plan was to attract no attention to myself. Mom and I were the first to arrive. There was...
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Like most in this vanilla and straight-laced world, as an amateur writer of erotic novels centring on the natural dominance of femininity, Roscoe kept his hobby firmly under his hat, though in reality, he never wore one. It was inevitable that his secret would be revealed sooner or later, such was his lust to reveal all to a women, and know the firm grip of feminine control, while he offered his absolute obedience. Little did he know, that obedience would be total, and the domination he’d be...
I am Ramya and I write this story to share my experience. I am a middle-class girl who completed her college and was looking for a job. I have been blessed with good looks. I am around 5’7 with straight black hair (till my shoulders). I have fair skin and quite an endowed pair of breasts (34B). People always stare at me and perhaps want to do more than just stare. This story starts about me getting rejected in multiple job interviews. I was very sad. Today was another interview and this time,...
Welcome to the Trance Spa and Resort. Here you will find just about everything you will ever need. In the heart of Sunny Miami Beach Florida where the sun is blazing all year around. Looking over the ocean and the beautiful Miami Beach scenery. Here are 5 of the most top-notch high class end towers. From the beautiful view outside to when you walk in it appears as each all look the same. However, when you walk in each tower as a different them. Each individual tower has its own theme. From your...
I had the whole story written up and wanted to post it all at once, but unfortunately, people do not like long stories, as I have found out with previous stories. So I am posting this story in separate parts, sorry for the wait. *** How had I been so stupid. There had been so many countless indicators, her smaller size, her scared eyes, her different scent and taste, her shaved pubs, her tight pussy, hell even the orientation and feel of the room had been off. It was not Desma I had raped in...
Window Dressing By Rubberwolf 2009?Story codes: f, reluctant, stuck, bd, toys.Angela had been working at the department store since she left college five years ago. She had picked up various qualifications to do with retail since then, but the main thing that had gotten her off of the shop floor and into window decoration had been her diploma in fashion, along with an A level qualification in art. She had started in underwear, but after a year, her flair for art and arranging displays had...
Ever since getting the note from my neighbor in the window, I come home and the first thing I do is walk over to the window to see if he is there. I saw him a few times and we’ve exchanged waves, but never anything more. I’ve come out to the window late in the evening in just a light robe hoping to see him. I’ve never been sure what I would do if I saw him while dressed like that, but the anticipation has become addictive to me. It seems like I have been masturbating nonstop to the image of him...
VoyeurA divorced man has a young neighbor who doesn't mind giving the world a show through her window...The Window.After my wife and I divorced the first thing I did after the ink on the divorce papers dried was to move back to the city. I was originally from the city and I had missed it. My wife was a bit of a country girl and our compromise of living in the suburbs was never completely satisfying to me. I missed the vast array of bars, clubs and theaters that the city offered. In addition I missed...
Manoeuvring the ladders past the garage and down to the garden at the back of the house, I thought I saw movement in the bedroom window. I stepped back but didn’t see anything. I was certain I saw someone near the bedroom door but maybe it was just shadows. It’s a single story home and I only needed the ladders to clean the window of the bedroom from the lower garden. I continued down the steps and placed the ladders in position under the window. After setting the ladders, I climbed up to clean...
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