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What’s up, you delightful degenerate? I bet you’re just itching to find some new content to get that dirty little cock into! I know, I know. There’s so much beautiful filth out there, it’s hard to know where to start! Lucky for you, I've been searching the corners of the internet for years, finding every kind of content there is! From classy, well-produced softcore to the most bizarre kinks you could imagine. So, you can trust that you’ve come to the right fucking guy!Today, we’re gonna be...

AlohaTube Masturbation

Aloha means hello and goodbye! I guess that the alohatube is an appropriate name for a porn page, because, let's face it, everything comes down to sex, from the moment when we all were just two tiny cells merged together to the day we die. Yeah, it sounds like some philosophical shit that is too complicated for your morning dose of review reading, but it's way simpler than it sounds. You want to check out a new page and know everything about it beforehand, and I want to have fun with writing...

PornTrex Masturbation

Growing up we were made to believe men enjoyed sex way more than women. The church ( or whatever religion you practice) parents, teachers and society at large made it seem that men pestered women for sex. And that women only agreeded to sex just to stop the incessant pestering.This is one of the most blatant lie society peddles. Women want that orgasm just as much as guys do, sometimes even more. That's why these bitches have an assortment of sex toys in their drawers. They ain't keeping them...

SxyPrn Masturbation

It's time to take a deep breath, close your eyes, and thank the almighty that you are living in a platinum age of porn! Praise the lord! If you picture crazy black dudes and fat mamas shaking their big tits in a church while singing gospel in unison, something is wrong with you. On the other hand, I am sure that all of God's people would approve of masturbation. It doesn't hurt anyone besides your right wrist, and you clear your mind from twisted thoughts. Yeah, all good baby-making material...

iXXX Masturbating

Porn is more accessible than ever before. You can literally type the word vagina into your google search a engine and the results would direct you to an exhaustive amount of porn sites. ( I love the word "vagina", one of those few things that bring joy to a man's life. Except you are of those Into dick, I ain't judging).I do love pussy, very few things in life are as pleasurable as a wet pussy. Jerking off to a slut getting fucked is hot but doesn't compare. Some of you losers seriously...

Sex com Masturbation

After a long fucking week of non-stop ultra-specific fetish reviews, there’s nothing I’d enjoy more than a casual pass over a simple porn genre that every straight male can enjoy. Masturbation is law. It’s the only thing women are good for when they’re not taking cock. Well, there’s also cooking, but I cook better than most women anyways, so that’s kind of a wash. These 21st century women can’t find their way around sour dough. It’s depressing. So, if a girl’s not riding my cock, she better be...

Literotica Masturbation

Awww, literotica is mobile-friendly now. Like watching Gone with The Wind in VR! Welcome to literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, the virtual home of a shitload of amateur erotic stories that are more than stories. The website has been an inspiration, for years, for a bunch of content writers and smut authors and made a name for itself despite a shit ton of hardcore adult websites. Literotica.com is a fucking classic!I don't buy that "I've never read a single erotic story" crap! I hate to...

xHamster Masturbation

I've always been torn between feeling utter disgust and arousal at the sight of those humongous clits that are stroked in a tugging manner, making me wonder if any jizz is gonna come spurting out at the end. That's the first thing I stumbled upon loading xhamster.com/tags/masturbation. Shit! I am sure that this page has much hotter things to offer! It's mothafuckin' XHamster, THE tube joint!In case you are new to this whole XXX ordeal, let me educate you. XHamster is one of those free websites...

XVideos Masturbation

Are you fucking horny as hell to get off to a wide variety of content that is certain to get your ass off in a hurry? Specifically, if you want to jerk off to masturbation content that will have your cock spewing bucket loads of cum before you know it? Then I urge you to get on over to XVideos.com/Masturbation so you can see a whole wealth of masturbatory content that is certain to fucking get you off right where you are sitting!What makes me so fucking sure? Because XVideos.com/Masturbation...

AEBN Masturbation

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a...

HotMovies Masturbation

What’s up, you filthy animal! How’s that cock treating you? Are you finally tired of jacking off to all that dungeon-grade filth yet? Haha! My friend, that rabbit hole only goes deeper and deeper! You might need to take a break! At this rate, the only thing that’ll get you hard is a video of a girl choking on a cock within an inch of her life! I guess that sounds kind of fun, but if that’s your go-to to get off… you’re gonna need to consider some therapy!Don’t worry, though. I’ve got just the...

ATK Hairy

What’s up, you naughty little freak?! Are you getting tired of jacking off to the nastiest freaks the internet has to offer? Do you feel yourself becoming more desensitized to the totally unspeakable shit that was weird to get off to the first time? Sounds like you’re in need of some sexual healing, my friend! You’ve got two options: Get a girlfriend or tone down the intensity for a little while… one of these things is more likely to happen than the other. I think we both know which one!...

The Life Erotic

Do you live The Life Erotic? I definitely feel like I do, seeing as my main job is fap-testing porn sites, plus a weekly hookup with a pornstar for PornDudeCasting. Even if you ain’t a professional masturbator or video stud, though, this next website will help you live vicariously through sexy broads who are very well about that life. Hell, even a virgin neckbeard living in his mom’s basement will enjoy the hell out of this, provided he's got a pulse.TheLifeErotic.com is a paysite from the...

Stuff In Twats

StuffInTwats.com! How poetic! Doesn't it make you wonder what hides behind such an artistic website name? I think that I know what the page is all about, but then again, there is a dose of mysticism to it that just won't let me rest until I find out the truth. Stuff in twats! It even rhymes a little. What a symphony!No, I am not out of my fucking mind. I genuinely think that choosing a memorable name for a website is already half the job. Yeah, maybe something like Pussy Toying or Pussy Joys...

Sheer And Lace

If you've ever had a love of the finer pieces of clothing in life, Sheer and Lace may tickle your fancy. The website is all about showing off its pornstars in their sheer tights and amazing-looking lingerie. Although, I probably shouldn't call the women featured on this site "pornstars." They are called "models" on Sheer and Lace. The studio does a pretty good job of quickly giving potential new members a look at the website. Sheer and Lace is a premium porn site so there are things I'm always...

Give Me Pink

Givemepink.com! That's what I call a clean page! A proper balance of dirty and clean, tailor-made for everyone who doesn't need to see a hardcore ass-drilling scene to get a boner. Today, I want to show the world that I am able to appreciate erotica, although givemepink.com is not something that I would necessarily describe as erotic. I mean, the absence of pulsating dongs doesn't make things any less naughty, especially when chicks live by that "everything's a dildo if you are horny enough"...

ATK Premium

What’s up, you dirty little freak!? How’s that cock of yours? I hope you’ve been taking good care of it because I’ve got some more content to dry those balls right up! Make sure you grab some lotion and wet wipes! Today, you’re gonna be jacking your junk to something other than the filthy skanks you’ve been seeing on Xvideos! That’s right, my friend. Today’s the day you look at your cock with pride instead of disgust!You must be tired of the constant post-nut shame you’ve been feeling all these...

ATK Exotics

What’s up, you naughty dog!? Did you ever wonder where all the classy bitches went? As we go further into the internet porn era, it looks like the only kind of bitches we can find are the filthiest, most depraved sluts the world has to offer. It’s as though these bitches are competing to see how sexually fucked up they can be. Listen, who the fuck’s complaining? I’m certainly not!But didn’t you wonder where all the classy sluts went? You know… The ones who revel in showing off the divine beauty...

Eroutique

She is home alone, feeling the urge to stimulate the hell out of that G-spot of hers. The camera focuses on her silky blouse for a second, tantalizing the viewers with a nip slip. She shoves her fingers down her twat, while a vibrator is pressed against her pink pearl. The mix of subtle moans and artistic music fills the kitchen where the slut was supposed to make some breakfast, but rubbing her cunt seemed like a better way to start her day.Welcome to eroutique.com! Does the elegant,...

The Female Orgasm

There's no way you can't love The Female Orgasm. If it's a girl you truly enjoy and care for, you'll want to make her cum. You need to make her orgasm to see how her body reacts and she's tongue-tied just trying to mutter a single word. You can even feel how her pussy contracts, how it squeezes around your dick when she goes from feeling good to orgasm. Those contractions are what The Female Orgasm loves about watching women masturbate. It's a site that's all about female masturbation and how...

Beauty Angels

When you think about the name ‘beauty angels,’ what is the first thing that you think about? Could it be a bunch of fucking angels flying into heaven, then getting their fuck on as soon as they land at those pearly gates? But that leads me to another question: do you want to see human/bird hybrids really fucking one another? Since angels are supposed to have giant pterodactyl wings according to ancient text.But fortunately, that is not the kind of content that you will find on the site that I...

Wet And Puffy

Do you love pussy? Of course you do! But I mean do you really, REALLY love pussy? The kind of pussy that will see you grading the pussy against your own star rating system? If so, then Wet and Puffy is made for you!What makes me so fucking sure of that? Because Wet and Puffy not only shows you amazing beauties that love fucking themselves for the camera, but they also show you videos based on vagina types. It’s a categorization like any other, so take a look for yourself mother fucker. Let Wet...

Baberotica

It's all about the balance! Too much fapping could make you go blind, but there is nothing worse than a case of blue balls. Too much hardcore shit will turn you into a grumpy fucker who won't be able to get it up to normal banging scenes…don't overdo it is the message. Exactly why I choose baberotica.com for today's review. It's time to infuse some subtlety into your hardcore life, and show you there's more to life than inserting a prick inside a shithole.Pour yourself a glass of wine and light...

MetArtX

Met Art X has some big, bold, all-caps text screaming at the top of their front page, “EXPLICIT FLAWLESS BEAUTY.” If you’re familiar at all with MetArt, the name and that three-word description should give you a pretty good idea of what you can expect here. MetArt usually tends to be pretty softcore stuff by any modern measure of obscenity, but tacking the X on the end lets you know this ain’t going to be your typical MetArt production. No, this one is going to be a bit more eXplicit, meaning...

Leaked Play

These days social media, mobile phones, and platforms such as Onlyfans and Patreon have made it easy for anyone to make quality porno from the comfort of their bedroom.I and a slut could easily make an averagely good porno with a ring light and my mobile phone. That's how easy it is.However, even though there are now more people making porn than ever before it seems like one has to pay more for it now.Instead of just subscribing to a particular porn channel or website, there are now thousands...

RARBG GangBang

Big surprise: I have a lot of sex. I say that a lot here, but most of the time, I'm being humble. I fuck even more than I let on. I'm worried you fucks will give up on women altogether if you know I'm getting a blow job while I write these reviews.Pussy by the HandfulI fuck so often, in fact, that I've pretty much given up on fucking one bitch per serving. I don't have enough time in the day. I need each sexual experience to include at least three bitches.First off, it's unfair of me to ask one...

Literotica Group Sex

Sex stories make for a perfect build-up to a night of masturbation marathon, or for a cool down after you have gassed yourself out jacking off to porn. And lucky for us, the internet is flooding with so many of sexy stories we could make an encyclopedia if we put them all together.One of the best sites to find erotic stories for a horny pastime is literotica.com.It’s a diverse site with all sorts of genres to choose from. Besides, there is a whole lot more than just a bunch of sex stories, I...

Sex JAV

How much JAV content do you really want to watch? Don’t fucking answer that, mother fucker. We all know that there is no end to your insatiable appetite. You will never be fucking satisfied and will always want to watch new JAV content each and every fucking time. I know what I am talking about, considering I review kick-ass pornography on ThePornDude.If that describes your horny fucking ass, then I urge you to visit Sex JAV when you want to see a wide variety of content that will have your ass...

CakeSlip

Cake Slip! Are you horny for the same kind of short-form content that you find on TikTok, but upset that you really cannot find porn on the platform? I understand your frustration. Sometimes, I go on TikTok and try to find hot big tittied beauties riding giant dicks. But every fucking time I visit, all I find are Pokémon TikToks featuring grown men choosing their spirit creature. How fucking stupid is that?If you don’t want to see orangutang-tittied dudes jerking off to all of that Pokémon shit...

Scrolller Group Sex

"How many dicks can the average chick take at once? How the fuck is her asshole doing that? Damn, she's really got her face deep in that ass. Cum doesn't usually go there." Oh, sorry, I'm just thinking out loud while scrolling through Scrolller's Orgy section. Yeah, things are fucking crazy over here, my guy. What if I told you there was a particular category on Scrolller that showed some of the nastiest group sex videos you've ever seen in your fucking life?I'm pretty harsh when judging...

ImageFap Group Sex

Every fapper wants a no-frills smut site when doing God’s work. Who wouldn’t love to minimise their hassles by getting good jerk-off material when they want to bust that nut? There’s just something about a nice, clean and sexy photo album that other kinds of porn can’t capture. No one has disagreed to agree with you morons, that videos are fucking awesome. But the truth is that most of the videos you have seen while scouring through the internet are produced mainly by the same lot – famous...

iWank Group Sex

If you've been watching porn for as long as I have, then you've watched group sex videos. Have you ever seen videos with lesbians touching each other? What about the videos of hot chicks sucking six dicks? Plus, you can't forget the ladies getting fucked in their ass and pussy by twelve different guys! These are the videos you find on iWank TV's group sex category. If you've seen them, you'd agree that group sex videos are some of the hottest videos online. I've watched a lot of porn over the...

AlohaTube Group Sex

If you love porn, and I can bet you do since you’ve ended up here, there’s a good chance you’ve come across group sex action somewhere out there. I have watched hours of this orgy over my years as a porn addict, and it always hits with a different twist.But whether you will love any group sex porn (or any other porn for that matter) could easily boil down to the site you’re on. That is why I set out to cut through the crap and lay facts bare on what Alohatube is all about so you won’t have to...

HQporner Threesome

Hmmm, how to put this? You are one lucky mothafucker who has been fortunate enough to stumble upon this review! I do all the dirty work, digging up superb websites for your sake, and there is absolutely nothing you do in return. When was the last time you did something for me? Luckily, I am a merciful god. Here comes another review.I've come up with a new approach recently. Find big-ass websites and do a review of one section only. It makes my in-depth reviews even more thorough and fine-tuned...

PornTrex GangBang

What’s up, you naughty little freak!? How’s that cock of yours been treating you? You know, some might consider me the greatest meat masher to have ever lived. Even so, I’m a proud advocate of cock health! There’s no use finding all the best porn content out there if you can’t use your cock to get off to it! So, consider this a friendly reminder from your old friend PornDude: Remember to take fucking breaks! Haha! You don’t want to be jacking off to the hottest sluts you’ve ever seen with scabs...

SxyPrn GangBang

Karen, stop reading this right now! Yes, I am telling you what to do! Does that make your hairy pussy wet? Whatever a bunch of Karens claim, every single one of them wants to be used. Used like in one of those free-use fantasy movies where a cock pounds away while the housewife stirs some stew! When a bunch of guys joins in on the fun, and the slightly chubby housewife realizes that all of those dongs got hard for her only, she opens her legs and lets a stream of jizz fill her cunt. A precious...

PornPics GangBang

Just after my father's death, before the wanker Porndude adopted me and dumped me in his mother's basement, I always wondered, why in hell was my mother fucking different men on the same day? Wasn't she getting satisfied by one guy? Bro, from plumbers and delivery guys to any caliber of man that comes her way. Dude, I couldn't concentrate whatsoever until the Porndude came to my rescue.It's until I got laid once by one of the Porndude's hoes after the dude blacked out after taking shots of...

Reddit Threesome

Any dedicated porn lover out there will tell you they have seen it all. Be it cock sucking, ball-sucking, cunt eating, facial, gay, and even group sex porn. No matter how long you have been jerking off to the show, a threesome always brings a whole different twist to the game.Who doesn’t love n experience that is a notch above the mundane show of two love birds making out? Now, a threesome doesn’t involve as many people as group sex does, but it does spice things up some. In my recent search...

iXXX Group Sex

How often have you found yourself in your mom's basement lying horny as you wish you could access good smut that has more than the vanilla shit you are used to from the freest tube sites? I don't know much about you, but if I can make a perverted guess, everyone likes not-so-orthodox smut. Well, look no further, moron. Aggregator site IXXX presents material incomparable – from Ass Fucking, Big Cocks, Ebony Sex, Lesbian Shit, et cetera – from other sites. Porn by IXXX is far better and unique,...

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We all need an excellent porn portal to leech from once in a while. You are tired and wasted from work, your girlfriend is giving you endless attitudes, issues, and moods, and you are sulking about your meaningless, hopeless life, but you must look for sleep. Your boner has been having a standing ovation all day after you accidentally ended up in the women washroom only to find your crush secretary pants down just after she finished peeing. What is the best way to end your sorrows other than...

xHamster GangBang

I think that the only thing that comes second to fucking a pornstar is watching one get fucked hard. These days there are a lot of porn sites out there but very few have a wide collection of porn videos and pictures while still making it easy for users to browse through the website and find the content to jack off to easily.One of those few free porn websites that make surfing through the website easy and almost as pleasurable as a masturbatory experience is Xhamster.com.Xhamster.com is a free...

PornHub GangBang

Hell yes. I’ve been reviewing niche porn for a few days now and I gotta say, it feels really good to get back to basics. Gangbangs have been a staple of hardcore mainstream pornography since the fucking 70s. I love this shit and I can’t get enough of it. I do have my personal preferences, because I’m a picky-ass fapper, but overall, gangbangs are absolutely my shit. PornHub is… well, it’s PornHub – the most popular porn site on the planet. They’ve won that game a long time ago. This is a...

xMILF

I love milfs, you love milfs, we all live milfs. There are so many reasons to love milfs, that it's hard to create a list. Ever since Jennifer Coolidge played her iconic milf role as Stiflers Mom in the hit teen movie American Pie, men have been obsessed with attractive older ladies.It Had to Start SomewhereDid Jennifer Coolidge ever create an OnlyFans account? If not, she is missing out on millions. She might be more of a GILF now, but there is an audience for that also. Plus, I think a lot of...

RARBG Facials

There are those of us who can do with just searching porn online when we need it and fapping away without loading our devices with hours of dirty videos. Then there are those doomsday preppers who (if shit hit the pan) would be sure to bring gigabites of porn with them to the bunker.I’m not one of those paranoid conspiracy fucks.But after thinking about it, I thought it was about time I saved an assortment of clips.You know, I might need them in case a galactic war breaks out or by a twist of...

NaughtyBlog Facials

What makes a webmaster name his website Naughty Blog?! Naughty is a huge understatement when it comes to this website because the content is anything but vanilla and kinda hot, and it's not a blog in the traditional sense of the world. What happened with adjectives like sizzling, mind-blowing, tantalizing? Naughty is so meh that I would ban it from becoming a part of any website name!I am over this shit! I don't give a fuck about the name as long as the content is fine. I stumbled upon...

Sex com Facials

What a treasure trove of porn Sex.com is, hmm? It's a website packed with porn videos, gifs, pics, and boards. If you're unfamiliar, I'll be going into some light details about each one considering all of Sex.com's areas of content are straightforward. However, what I'm focusing on this time around is Sex.com's Facials category. Facials are an interesting sex theme. The joy that comes from splattering a pretty girl's face with your load and her just enjoying every single shot. What makes it...

Scrolller Facials

Oh shit, I'm about to bust all over my fucking screen again! We've got another binge-worthy free site to tug your dick to all night. If you're tired of paying for lame-ass subscriptions, you've got to stop by this site that takes you straight to the money shot. Unless you're one of those porn freaks that goes through all that trouble to watch a whole video but cums in two seconds, you probably want to get straight to the cumshot, right? If you're a money-shot maniac like me, you'll love this...

ImageFap Facials

It’s been ages since I last bust a nut to an assortment of image porn. So I decided to backtrack to the time when busty boobs used to make me shoot a load of hot jeez.If you’ve been keen on your porn journey, you must still have memories of the good old sites we visited for a quick nut.Remember back in the days when an old snail was 10X faster than the internet connection? And yes, even if you managed to get a video to buffer for a minute, the quality was a fucking wreck. So much so, that you...

AlohaTube Facials

There is a question that haunts me every single waking moment of the day. I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat crying this question out to the gods. In the silent moments when I have nothing but my thoughts to keep me company, it's this question that comes to mind: Where should I cum next?So Many Places to Cum, and So Little TimeThere are just so many options. The world is my oyster, and it wants to be covered in as much of the Porndudes cum as he can manage to produce.Of...

SxyPrn Facials

Something is thrilling about watching a chick's face getting covered in cum. While I do think that cum belongs in the throats of bitches, a chick's face covered in cum is a pretty sight to behold. I like a slut that swallows but shooting cum on her face is equally exciting.For a lot of guys fucking a bitch isn't complete without shooting cum all over her face. Though I don't agree with the premise. Giving her a creampie or pumping all of the load down her throat are also great ways to end an...

PornTrex Bukkake

Who came up with the concept of taking one chick, surrounding her with dongs, and letting each of them spray her face with cum? An element of domination and humiliation that everyone has seen so many times that it stopped being a big deal. Bukkake is a fetish, and a very kinky one, despite a crazy number of such videos that are being added on tube pages on a daily basis.So, who came up with the concept? Who else than Japanese freaks whose mission seems to be to infuse diversity and kinkiness...

OnlyTik

Only Tik calls itself “The best AI optimized Nude TikTok Porn Video App,” which got me excited even before I’d had a chance to take a look for myself. As much fun as I have cranking off to the real TikTok, it’s such a pain in the ass hunting for the good stuff since they’ve got a shitty set of community guidelines. I get why a lot of sites and apps ban porn, so they can help cultivate a more family-friendly demographic, but let’s be real here: those viral injury challenges are more of a risk to...

Motherless Facials

Fuck yeah, life’s a bitch! So here I am, awake at 3:45 AM, after dreaming I was fucking this freaking hot MILF neighbor with heavy boobs, a flat tummy, a nice bubble butt, and sexy long legs. It was all hot and steamy, up until when she was sucking me off and just as I was about to obliterate her cute face with hot cum canon, my dream cut right off and I woke up with a tent on my pajamas.That dream ain’t coming back, but damn it! I sure gotta cum, so I boot up my laptop and type “cum facial” in...

PornPics Facials

What's up Fuckers?! If you watch as much porn as I do, you might love a good money shot, cumshot, splash to the dome, whatever you want to call it. Many websites show facial videos, but let's talk about a site with facial photos. You'll be getting my opinion on the facials section of PornPics. I'll tell you what I love about this website, give some critiques, and then say what the creators should do to make it even better for the fellas and lady fellas. In the end, I'll give it a score of flop...

iXXX Bukkake

Over 468K bukkake videos! That's probably all bukkake content that has ever been shot, either by a studio or some random fucker with a camera! The whole bukkake history at one place - ixxx.com/c/bukkake. A category so big that it deserves a separate review! It deserves someone like me to take a look at it. Hail to ixxx.com/c/bukkake! A tsunami of cum cumming your way!After the initial excitement, other, far more complicated thoughts creep inside my mind. What is it about chicks and facials, or,...

iWank Facials

The amount of porn on the internet is greater than any generation has ever had access to. Videos and pictures of sluts getting fucked hard are being uploaded on the internet every minute. However, most porn sites are usually dedicated to a particular niche or similar group of porn categories.Porn sites with a range of categories usually focus on the more acceptable ones. Thus leaving out the extreme stuff. This leaves pervs that enjoy different kinds of fetishes going from one site to another....

LeakForum

I knew Leak Forum was the place for me as soon I saw the big, warm greeting at the top of the front page. “Welcome to the Community,” it read, and I immediately felt right at home. Of course, it helped that I already had a feeling about what I’d find inside, thanks to a name that hinted at private nudes and premium smut swapped like sticky baseball cards. I already blew my monthly masturbatory budget on a new silicone vagina to replace the Pringles can in my homemade sex bot, so I was eager...

Reddit Bukkake

For better or worse, women get the better feeling orgasm. When I'm fucking the shit out of a bitch, and she is cumming all over my cock, I get jealous sometimes. I wish my orgasms felt so overwhelmingly wonderful. Sure, it feels pretty fucking awesome when I bust a nut, but I've never cried out to the Gods for mercy.Grand Cum SeizureI gave a bitch a seizure once. I know it sounds terrible, but it was fucking incredible. I was still inside of her, so her pussy started seizing on my dick. Her...

TeenDreams

Teen Dreams! Do you want to see a fucking huge library of 18+ teen pornography that will make your cock huge and your balls swollen? Oh shit, did you get bit by a spider in those balls? Is that why they are so fucking swollen?Fuck bro! You need to see a doctor! But before you do that, head over to Teendreams and see what kind of lovely pornography that they have on the menu for your fucking ass. You are going to have so much fucking content to get off to on Teendreams that you may not know...

Eporner Bukkake

The internet is littered with free porn sites. However, most of them come with spam adverts that keep popping up whenever you click anywhere on the website. Then the other majority are packed with low-quality porn that isn't even worth fapping to.Eporner.com is one of the standout free porn sites out there. It has an extensive list of categories and tons of top-quality free 1080p HD porn videos. You can dedicate your boring life to jack off to Eporner’s massive collection of videos of ebony...

SpankBang Bukkake

Spankbang lacks a traditional bukkake category but they make up for it with a tag. These sorts of labels are easy; quick little toss-ins for uploaders to mark what their video is about. It allows videos to be a little more descriptive while the category is the overall main course of the video. She can have a big ass but is also in a bukkake where guy after guy is spraying her cheeks with cum.What is it about bukkake that turns people on so much? It's probably most well-known from JAV (Japanese...

xHamster Bukkake

What’s up, you little freak! How many times a day do you fantasize about busting fat loads on a bitch’s face? It’s a shame you can’t find a girl that’ll let you do that to her! I would suggest you just pay someone, but that might not be so easy for some of us! Luckily, an almost infinite number of sluts love to show the world just how much they enjoy smearing their face in baby batter! That’s right, my friend! Tonight, you’re gonna enjoy thousands of videos featuring the nastiest cum-crazed...

PornHub Facials

I wanna get personal with you, dumbass; when you are fucking a filthy and hot babe, which I highly doubt, and in mere seconds your cock wants to gush a king-size portion of sticky love sauce, where the fuck do you aim with your ugly meat? Do you just shoot your jeez to wherever it lands? No moron! Let me give you a better hint of a fucking better target you can aim your eager dick. Having a partner who has not only attractive booty and tits but also a stunning face is what any pervert would...

Cum On Wives

CumOnWives.com, the website that restores faith in marriage! Cumonwives.com, the website that's much more than meets the eye! One could never tell that the page that I am reviewing is actually a premium joint due to the outdated design and a shitshow of amateur chicks in their thirties! Well, fuckers, one way to look at cumonwives.com is to see it as a game changer, and the other one is to describe it as a conceited-ass hypocrite that gets content from horny fuckers and sells it as exclusive...

Jesse Loads Monster Facials

Nothing speaks about a website's sense of style as much as a toilet paper pattern as a background. I am not talking about that expensive, all-white, three-layers shit paper that smells like peaches. No, I am talking about the cheap, recycled one that you tear with your fingers while you wipe your ass. This would make some sense if jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com was about scat, but it's not. It's about huge facials, but I guess that a chick needs something to wipe her face when the cameras turn...

MilfAF

Milf AF! You guys know that I love to break in fresh teens. The pristine bodies, innocent attitude, and lack of experience make for some fantastic fucking. I love teaching these bitches how to do it right. When they leave my dick, it's like they just took a fuck 101 course. Whoever they bang next, better thank me for laying the groundwork.Give Me a Cock ProBut I don't always want to be the senior professional in the room. Sometimes I want to fuck a bitch that already knows how to throw down on...

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She Reacts! One of my favorite moments during sex is when I first pull out my man meat. I love seeing the reaction on a bitches face as my monster hog seems to exit my pants endlessly. It’s like the first scene in Spaceballs, where the ship takes a minute and a half to pass by the screen.My CockzillaI would describe the facial expression as a mixture of shock, aww, excitement, and fear. Bitches already know by my alpha energy that I have a serious piece on me, but they don’t expect it to be...

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Euro Babe Facials! One of the most challenging questions I face on a day-to-day basis is where to cum. There are so many great options out there that it can be difficult to choose. That goes doubly so when you have as much sex as I do. I like to mix it up, but it's hard not to get repetitive when you're fucking five or six times a day.My Favorite Body Parts to Baste in CumToday we'll be talking about a certain popular place to bust a nut, so in preparation, I figured I'd cover my favorite areas...

Cum For Cover

CumForCover.com, sounding like some warfare cry from Shaving Ryan's Privates! I don't know why the pages come up with such crappy names, but there is something about cumforcover.com that cracks me up. I guess I am in a good mood, and that's one hell of good news for the page that I am about to review. Cumforcover.com is a premium joint, meaning that the bar in my mind is set very high and that I am gonna use every opportunity to shit on stuff I don't like. Let's see if I'll dig up some dirt!Who...

Cum Blast City

There are a million different ways to have sex out there and as many fetishes as there are people. From cock and ball torture to bronies, it's amazing what can make a dude hard. After years in the business, nothing surprises me anymore. I don't think there is a single thing in this vast universe of ours that couldn't be fucked or jerked off to.The Many Faces of FuckingI have no idea how many different ways I've cum. I'm sure that by now, I've covered the gambit. Pussies, assholes, and mouths...

Bukkake Fest

The name of the game today is bukkake, so I figured I would do a little research into the largest bukkake I could find on film. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty difficult to get official numbers on that sort of thing. It turns out the Guinness book of world records doesn't keep track of that one for some reason.The Guinness Book of Porn RecordsI can't imagine why. The Guinness Book of World Records was initially printed to help settle bar disputes. Sex is often the subject of bar disputes, so it...

Cum Perfection

What does Cum Perfection mean to you? Is it a smooth, creamy homogenous texture or simply the feel of the stuff erupting from the tip of your pee hole after an exhilarating buildup? Others may define their ideal of seminal flawlessness in terms of volume, aroma, color or flavor. Honestly, though, if you’re a straight dude, there’s a good chance you’ll share the opinion of whoever’s running this next joint. To them, Cum Perfection is all about where all that sticky spunk ends up by the end of...

Party Bukkake

What is it exactly that makes bukkake so fucking arousing? Straight men hate the look, feel, smell and general existence of cum. I know that much. You don’t have to tell me – I produce my own, thank you. That shit smells rancid and I eat a lot of pineapples so it’s not like I’m not at least trying my best. And yet, even though my spunk smells like decaying roadkill, women can’t get enough of it. Every single woman I’ve ever slept with has swallowed my cum at least once – and that’s a lot of...

RUvideos

When you first land on RU videos, you don’t know what the fuck to expect. Is this a site that only features Russian porn? It’s here, but it isn’t even close to the majority of the content you can find on the tube site. As you look through the site, you find hentai and JAV content that is ready for you to get off to. Is it that kind of tube site?No! Instead, Ruvideos is a tube site that tries to provide a little something for everyone. Including featuring the kind of offbeat, bizarre porn that...

Bathroom Creepers

If you didn't already know, people will fuck anywhere, anytime. It could be on a roof in the middle of a hurricane or underwater surrounded by sharks. It doesn't matter. When people want to fuck, they fuck. And yes. This does include public bathrooms.Get Fuckin' While the Fuckin' is GoodIf you've been alive long enough, you've probably entered a bathroom people were fucking in. Generally fucking occurs in either mixed gender or women's rooms. Personally, I wouldn't fuck in a men's room if I...

BlowBangGirls

Blow Bang Girls! Where should I cum? It's an age-old question with as many answers as grains of sand on all the world's beaches. While men may not have as potent of orgasms as women do, we get the gift of cum. We get to see our nut fly out of our body, travel through the air, and land on the object of our choosing. Our cock doubles as a paintbrush, and everything around us is a canvas.Cum Where you AreI can tell you my favorite three places to cum without even thinking about it. Give me a...

America Bukkake

It all started a couple of decades ago when some Japanese fucker came up with the idea to turn simple facials into something spectacular. Over the years, people grew to like the sight of loads of cum dripping down chicks' faces, and someone came up with the word bukkake. Today, the word stands to describe a fetish that has conquered the world.I am sure that the word means something else in Japanese, but who the hell cares? Have you ever given much thought to why people call cocks cocks, and who...

FapHouse Bukkake

Welcome to faphouse.com, the house that you've visited far too many times! Writing a review on a page like this almost makes me feel like one of those MTV Crib fuckers who show their refrigerators and private cinemas to a crowd of mere mortals. I've been on this page a gazillion times, I know it as the back of my hand, but I do know that some fuckers still haven't had the chance to buy their place of this xxx heaven. So, here comes another review to convince you that you do deserve that naughty...

Adult Empire Facials

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.Jizz WinsThere is something satisfying in watching a bitch have to get up and go to the bathroom to clean your jizz wad off of her face. For...

AEBN Bukkake

What’s up, you fantastic freak!? Today, we’re gonna be exploring one of the most timeless porn categories since the birth of the internet! We all know the few categories that have stood the test of time. The one’s that may not be in our top 5 recent porn searches, but if they were mentioned, we’d know exactly what they were and why there were so popular at one time. You’ll know one of those timeless relics of the porn industry as “Bukkake”.That’s right, my friend! I’m talking about those creamy...

HotMovies Facials

If you guys are regular readers, then you know how much I love HotMovies. The pay-by-the-minute model is perfect for my readers who want access to premium paid porn but don't want to pay monthly subscription rates.Pay to Play with YourselfI understand why some people wouldn't. When you pay a monthly subscription, you're investing in a whole lot of porn you won't watch. I don't think there is a single porn site where I want to watch every title. If there was, I would have found it by now.In this...

British Bukkake

Do you get horny as fuck about beautiful British women that want to chug cock like they are dying tomorrow? What about horny bitches that love being surrounded by hung studs, drowning in their cum? That may sound like a tall order. You may feel like you cannot find a site that actually delivers that kind of content. But boy, you would be dead wrong to assume that!What makes my ass so certain? Because once you visit British Bukkake, you can find all of this content and more! It is a wide variety...

Tampa Bukkake

TampaBukkake! Bukkake is an interesting thing. First of all, I'm surprised it came from Japan. It sounds like some shit that would come from Florida. Second, I'm surprised it has a name. It could have gone unnamed and just been how gang bangs end.Instead, bukkake has gained a life of its own. It became its own entity with its own fanbase. If it didn't already exist, I would assume that not very many men want to stand inches away from a dozen guys all cumming, but I would have been wrong. It...

666 Bukkake

666 + bukkake - sounding like the name of the party taking place in hell, where the DJ is Satan himself, and the main cock-blower is that Emily Rose chick that can spin her head in a 360 circle while coming down the stairs. "Your mother sucks cocks in heaven" are the lyrics of the crazy beat in the background, and dudes are standing in line, cocks out, shooting sperm onto the female, winged angels that cry but lick the seed with their pinkish tongues like hungry kittens. Hell yeah! This...

Extreme Bukkake

Have you ever wanted to bathe in buckets of cum? Of course, you haven’t. That’s a female dream. Women were meant to bathe in cum and men were meant to supply it. But alas, one man can only provide so much cum in a single load. Hell, you could barely fill up an espresso cup in a single day’s worth of faps and that’s if you actually optimize for time. To get a bitch properly doused in cum you’re going to need a lot of help. It’s going to take a veritable army’s worth of fappers to glaze a woman...

Facial Casting

Shove that Warning adult content shit up your ass! Show me the girls! Hello facialcasting.com, TPD is here! Where does that noise come from? Oh, it's some Kathy slut bullshitting about herself before a big dong appears, fucks her POV-style, and then shoots a load all over her pretty face! The trailer is dang hot!From time to time, I stumble upon a website that is so obviously phenomenal that I almost take my wallet out and go with the yearly plan. Ha, I am just messing with you! You all know...

1000 Facials

What the fuck is 1000 Facials? If you guessed a Swedish death metal band that sings about skin cleansers, you are sort of right. Cum is a skin cleanser. Or so I have heard.If you guessed it’s how many facials you need before you look beautiful forever, you’re fucking wrong. Skin care treatments are a scam, and you will look fucking ancient as Old Man Time turns the clocks and forces your ass to age just like the rest of them. So what in the fuck is 1000 Facials anyway?It is a premium porn site...

Splat Bukkake

SplatBukkake slid into my DMs this morning, and I immediately dug out my raincoat and a pair of safety goggles to protect the ol’ peepers. Just from the name alone, I knew this was going to be a messy one. I’m not sure there is such a thing as clean, well-contained bukkake, but I guess that’d be a hell of a gimmick if anybody could ever pull it off. On the other hand, the SPLAT in the title here hints at an extra sloppy, cum-drenched extravaganza of ejaculation that sounds a lot hotter than...

18Porn

If you are currently horny as fuck to look at a variety of 18+ teen content that you know will drain your fucking balls, then holy shit do I have the tube site for you today! It is called 18 Porn Sex, and you will find a wide array of content that is sure to meet your needs. If that is the kind of shit you are horny for, then this is where you need to be!What kind of hot shit are you going to find on 18 Porn Sex? Just wait mother fucker! I’ll get to it! Then look at other sites I have reviewed...

ViralVideoTube

Viral Video Tube! I know how fucking horny you get for hot Indian babes. You want to taste that delicious brown skin, eat that tight pussy, and pull out your rock hard johnson and give them the time of their lives. Well, I doubt you are going to be filling up a gorgeous Indian bitch any time soon. So you might as well be content with the killer content that you find on ViralVideoTube instead.Here, you will find a wide variety of stunning Indian gals that will want to show your ass one hell of a...

NudoHub

Nudo Hub! How many of you fuckers enjoy looking at beautiful models that show themselves off on sites like OnlyFans, TikTok, and other platforms designed to inflate their opinions of themselves? If you get off to platforms whose currency is vanity and want to find the hottest bitches all in one place, then you have to come over to this forum called Nudohub. Don’t let the fact that it’s a forum keep you away, either.Because sure, on one hand Nudohub is a forum. But it’s a forum that does not get...

Adult Empire Orgy

I have watched months of hours in porn, but orgies hit differently, all the time, every time. There’s nothing quite like watching hot models come together and go wild, rampaging on rock-hard cocks and dripping wet cunts.There are various porn sites out there with this kind of treat, but adultempire.com is in a whole different league for reasons we will shed light on in a moment. I know all of you fap freaks can’t hold onto your raging boners for long enough, but stay with me for a short...

AEBN GangBang

AEBN is a high-quality website, a veteran in the market, and a connoisseur of what the wankers like. It has so much experience in the market that even your father has jerked off with some of its content.I know you like to see women of all types with big asses and big tits. But aren't you sick of seeing the same thing over and over? Tired of having to pay your hard-earned money every month to watch porn that doesn't suck? I think, unless you shit gold, you must be looking for a solution to...

HotMovies Group Sex

Orgies are great, aren't they? All of those bodies writhing around each other, enjoying pulses of pleasure as four, five, perhaps even a dozen people altogether, there is just nothing like it. If you know what I mean, then you know that the only thing that compares is watching it. And if you have not been lucky enough to enjoy such an experience, then I have a recommendation for a site where you can see all sorts of group sex scenes. Continue on for more juicy details than you can handle.First...

FapHouse Orgy

Back in the days before my mother evacuated me from her house after she caught me masturbating while sniffing her knickers, I used to lure my neighbour teen bitches to our basement with the same lie, Netflix. The only positive thing I can commend my mother for was always paying cable bills and Netflix on time. At least desperate neighbour bitches frequent our home to catch up with the hot series, The Vampire Diaries. Most of the time, I would blackmail them to come braless and pantiless and...

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Since our law firm was shut down after the COVID-19 pandemic broke out, my life has never been the same. I can longer spy on my colleague paralegals during our businesses. I could sit and just think about what is hidden under the tight short black skirts, stockings, and white blouses. Could she be pantiles, shaved, or trimmed? Is her pussy pink? What about the nipples and breasts under the bras? It was just a hot environment because my dick was ever hard. Being a jobless clown, I had to sit my...

Orgy Train

Choo, choo, choo, mothafuckers! How are you doing? I am probably the only one asking this question to a bunch of orgy-loving freaks! You've come here for another dose of your kink medicine, dying to find out what I think about yet another freaky website. Why not present orgytrain.com today, and tell you how it looks when an orgy turns into a train? Or is it about orgies taking place on a train? Ha, intrigued yet?! What about gays forming a train, inserting cocks into one another's shitholes,...