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Czech Gangbang

I feel kind of redundant right now. I’m reviewing CzechGangbang and of course I’m going to try to do a very good job, but man… reviewing this place is like reviewing PornHub. What the fuck am I supposed to tell you that you don’t already know? Oh sure, I can pretend that you’ve never heard of CzechGangbang and maybe you don’t know the name, per se. But, this website and the CzechAV network are responsible for some of the most original and most enjoyable smut from the past 10 years or so. Don’t...

CumBang

I knew Cum Bang was going to be one of the filthier porno sites out there as soon as I heard the name. Right away, I knew we’d be watching big-ass group scenes with a lot of sperm flying around. The gimmick goes a little bit deeper than just your typical anything-goes gangbang flicks, though: they describe their films as “Hot Black Girls Getting Gang Banged by Rednecks.” Do I hear the sound of dueling banjos or am I just stoned again?CumBang.com is a premium site specializing in group sex...

Interracial Blowbang

I’ve always had an Interracial Blowbang on my bucket list but, well, I’ve just never been black enough. Maybe one day they’ll change the dynamic and let a gaggle of pasty dudes bang an ebony pornstar, but until then, I’m pretty happy with all the one-on-one action I get over at PornDudeCasting. Anyway, the magic of the internet and the world of porno is that most of your fantasies are just a couple clicks away. Until I’m able to sprout a BBC for myself, this next site is where I’ll watch pretty...

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Are you horny as fuck to get off to all kinds of sexy as hell interracial gangbangs? I know you are mother fucker! It is not hard to guess what kind of shit gets you the fuck off. I see what you are doing over there, jerking off to the massive amount of interracial content that you have found on ThePornDude.Well, I have another site for you to add to the fucking pile – and this one is a premium porn site! If the idea of getting off to this kind of pornography is why you wake up in the morning,...

Family Screw

Do you ever see a happy family eating out at a restaurant and ever stop to think to yourself, ‘gee, I bet the reason they are so happy is because they are fucking each other.’ Then you start to fantasize about the grandfather eating out his granddaughter’s tight college-age pussy while the grandmother watches and sucks off her son-in-law. All the while their daughter eats out the asshole of her dad.Be real with yourself: it would not be the first time that you have had these fantasies after...

Czech Harem

People are bored! That's what it is! Adult webmasters work their asses off to come up with something unique, something that the smut world has never seen before, only to get their cut of the market. On the other hand, smut consumers turn this situation to their advantage, always asking for more and more. This is exactly why someone came up with the idea to launch czechharem.com. Which person in his right mind would link Czech and harem!? I don't know about you, but the first thing that crossed...

Czech Home Orgy

Home parties, the synonym for tedious bullshit where everyone laughs at one prick's lame jokes, yawns, and waits for midnight to head home with a pre-made excuse that they have to wake up early. You've seen the shit far too many times. If you thought that home parties for 30+ folks look like that teenage movies crap, think again. However, there's still hope. The light at the end of the tunnel! There's czechhomeorgy.com, living proof that home parties are the best when pricks start flying around...

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CzechMegaSwingers.com! A website name as the suitable lyrics for the monogamy funeral march. "Fuck the rules, fuck thy neighbor," as the motto of this page! I made it up, but I suggest the people behind czechmegaswingers.com take my suggestion into consideration for the welcoming message.Loads of cocks? Czech! A horny group of chicks? Czech! One masked idiot? Czech! This is exactly how the crew behind czechmegaswingers.com checks if everything is in place before the porn shooting begins. When...

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Drive By Girls! No, don't you ever for a second get to thinking that drivebygirls.com is some BangBus copy! No! These chicks don't step out of the cars, nor do they let the studs inside the vehicles. Everything happens through car windows, and it's one hell of a concept. Idiotic, risky, but unique. Is there anything else xxx website can do to differentiate itself from the competition besides attempting to be original? In the era when everything is said and done, hardcore and explicit, the only...

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I’ll never forget the conversation I had with my good friend Justin after he moved back from Canada. We were out with friends, and everyone was listening to Justin talk about his Canadian adventures. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he drops the dime that he had a threesome. Holy shit! He wasn’t exactly a pussy hound, so this was big news. We were thrilled for him.Of course, we couldn’t leave it at that. We all needed the details. As Justin explained how it went down, about five minutes passed. We are...

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There are sluts in this world, and then there are sluuuuuuts. I'm talking about sluts that make your average bar whore look like Mr. Rogers with a pussy. These kinds of sluts only come around a few times in a generation, and most die unknown to the world, never getting the flowers their pussy deserves.Whore LegacyI would like to take a moment to recognize all of the sluts whose names have been lost to the sands of time. You did good work while you were on this earth. Were it up to me, the...

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Theater Sluts! Does the very idea of getting sucked in an adult theater make you want to start stroking your cock right where you are sitting? If so, then I want you to know that there is actually a premium porn site that gives you a little taste of exactly that kind of fetish. I am talking about the aptly named Theater Sluts. Check it out, and you are going to wish that it was this easy to get off in a porno cinema.As the site states, you won’t find any gay guys here! Which is pretty...

TheGangbangClub

The Gangbang Club! When you have as much sex as I do, you search for ways to pack in more fucking into each sexual experience. I need larger and larger doses the more time goes on. I couldn't even imagine having vanilla sex with only one bitch at this point. If I'm only fucking one bitch, I need that bitch to go buck wild on my cock. This beast demands divine pleasures, so bring your A-game pussy.Increasing Sexual Density (Science Bitch)Of course, the easiest way to pack in more sex is through...

BBC Titans

You guys caught me at a really bad time with this review, I won’t lie. I recently watched a short documentary on the fetishization of black dudes in media. That also covers the way black dudes are represented in porn. The conclusions were less than stellar. As it turns out, for many years now we’ve been commodifying the sexuality of black men and treating them as if they were some sort of inanimate sex objects who aren’t supposed to have any feelings or gentility. The documentary also spoke of...

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There's a first time for everything! This is THE first time in my fucking life that I opened the list of male models the moment I loaded an xxx homepage. Boris looks like a Russian Duma member who has a thing for crack whores, David used to see cannelloni as a kid on the streets before he joined the mob, and Felix's childhood dream was to get the role of Ron Weasley, but his acting skills proved to be more suitable for oldje-3some.com. What a colorful collection of old farts!Oldje-3some.com is...

2 Chicks Same Time

Two Chicks Same Time is one of the most common fantasies among dudes everywhere, and that’s as true today as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow. The cavemen used to fantasize about banging two cavewomen while painting the cavern walls white, and the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will be doing the same damn thing. They might have better masturbation gizmos in the future, auto-fucking robots and the like, but I bet the porn will be nearly identical. They’ll just be having threesomes in...

GroupMams

Group Mams! Some things in life are best done in groups. Some examples are team sports, heavy drinking, cult creation, and most importantly of all, sex. I'm unsure if my readers can even properly imagine having group sex. Single sex is so far from the realms of possibility for you that group sex sounds like a fairy tale.Well, let me be the one to tell you that it's no fairy tale. Group sex happens all the time, and I'm involved in a surprisingly large percentage of it. Group sex is my favorite...

Group Sex Games

Sex can be a taboo subject in certain circles. It's a damn shame because those people don't know what they're missing. Sex is one of the great pleasures in life that no one should deprive themselves of, especially for some childish sky daddy with the frontal lobe of an eight-year-old.Building Homemade SlutsI've turned many a sexual conservative into a sexual liberal and, in that time, have come up with some tried and true ways to make the switch happen. Though you'll never get the chance to use...

FirstBGG

First BGG! It will come as no shock to my readers that I love fucking pussy. It's one of the few things that I enjoy more than masturbating. I know you guys can't empathize, but the feeling of a tight pussy sliding up and down on your cock is incredible. There's nothing like it. I only wish you could experience the joy I feel every day, just once.Better Than Pussy?But hold on one god damn minute. Believe it or not, there is something I love even more than fucking pussy: fucking two pussies at...

Public Slut

Naughty dogging sluts! Finally! Call it like you see it! I am fucking tired of feminist crap, fake expressions like content creators, adult actresses, and shit! Even the name is straightforward to the bone - public-slut.com! Even the stupidest of retards would figure out that some chicks do some shagging out in public, but there's more to this page than this! Would I be reviewing public-slut.com if it was that simple?! C'mon, think outside the box for one freaking second and get ready to see...

Young Sex Parties

When it comes to sex, the more, the merrier. There is no limit to how many bitches I'll fuck at one time. As many as you can line up, I'll knock them down. I have an unrelenting insatiable appetite for pussy. If I had nothing but time on my hands, the three and a half billion bitches inhabiting the planet still wouldn't be enough. I've got a lot of love to give.Cum Production LineSo do you, but it's in a different way. See, I have so much sex that my body has become a cum factory. My balls...

UK Porn Party

If you’ve never been to a UK Porn Party, well, you’re missing out. Of course, not just everyone gets to attend to these kinds of events. I’m actually still waiting to get my invite, but I think my work over at PornDudeCasting is solid evidence that I could hold my own in such a situation. Until I get the call, though, I guess you and I are in the same shoes. We’ll just have to get our kicks the old-fashioned way, by watching online.Which brings us to today, and which brings me to...

GangAV

Gang AV! Let's talk about two of my favorite things today: gang banging and Japanese pussy. There isn't a red-blooded male on planet Earth who doesn't love those things, and when the two combine forces, the result is viagra in video form.The Origin of Fuckable by Charles DarwinWhy are Japanese cunts so fuckable? What quarks of evolution led these bitches to be tight little perfect fuck robots? Where is Darwin? Did he ever attempt to tackle this question? Have any scientists done so? I bet not....

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The Trans cams at Amateur.tv account for just a fraction of the site’s live webcam performances, but it’s a fraction with a whole lot of eyes on it. Trans people are more visible in the world than they’ve ever been, though one might argue they’ve always been welcome in the world of dirty movies. We’ve come a long way since the days of 900-number shemales in the back pages of sticky porno magazines, haven’t we? In 2022, you can watch a live chick shake her dick at you from the other side of the...

BotComics

Bot Comics has a misleadingly clean name. You know it’s going to be something filthy since I’m talking about it here at ThePornDude, but otherwise? I might just assume it was a totally SFW, wholesome and family-friendly collection of sequential art about robots. Being a pervert, though, I can’t think of robots without thinking of automated fuck machines, robot hookers, and a recent incident where I accidentally broke my Roomba. I’m not sure the folks behind this next website have minds as...

ChatMeHard

I like a babe to Chat Me Hard from time to time, because I really do believe the brain is among the most sensual and sexual of organs. Sure, a lady can show you her titties or her hoo-ha and your brain goes straight into horny reproductive mode, but a few well-strung words can have the exact same effect. I know a lot of modern masturbators have gotten used to the futuristic magic of instant 4K porno videos, forgetting all about the older masturbatory formats like text-based cybersex and erotic...

FapHouse Big Boobs

All roads lead to faphouse.com. This site is so damn huge that I've come back to review each of its categories far too many times. Probably as many times as you horny dickheads. However, I'm the insatiable dude who feasts on your nasty porn habits. I just throw a bone to you horny dogs, and your spit just dribbles down your greedy mouth! Today, I bring the best of the best, the kings and queens of the big boobs world! I present faphouse.com/c/big-boobs/videos. Prepare your wallets, fuckers,...

Adult Empire Big Tits

Men are simple creatures. While ladies are busy having some of the most complicated genitals in the known universe, guys keep it easy. We have a penis, it wants to be stroked, and when it's stroked, we are happy. It's about as far from brain surgery as one can get.Universal Boner DonerThe only step that has to happen before the stroking can begin is getting hard. Fortunately, the same few things can get almost any man hard, and chief amongst these few things are a big honking set of tits.Big...

AEBN Big Tits

The things dudes needed to get themselves a proper fap-off session back in the day. They needed money, a set of big balls, and a way to get to that shady store across the town to buy a naughty magazine, not risking exposure. Then, dudes had to keep the pages a secret and make sure they didn't spray the fine paper with jizz. Then came DVDs. A similar scenario, with even more privacy issues. There was no shit like private browsing! Keep the DVD hidden somewhere and hope that the kids won't find...

HotMovies Big Tits

Man has sought universal truth since his brain first became capable of examining such concepts. The search for meaning and truth is integral to a cohesive society full of satisfied civilians. Yet, despite thousands of years of research by scientists and monks alike, we haven't come much closer to objective reality.The Proof is in the PuddingHowever, we have been able to shake free several fruits from the tree of knowledge. For example, when confronted with the question if he knew anything for...

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Porn has seen its fair share of twists and turns over the decades. And from the look of things, there’s virtually no cap to how creative horny folks can get, especially if they are romping for the money. But the playing field pretty much revolves around straight, lesbian and gay porn. I know, a few stars have gone that extra mile to brace horses’ massive boners and dog’s knotted cocks.And while the good ol’ straight folks’ sex might have been lost in the dust, it still hasn’t lost an ounce of...

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There are two types of voyeurs out in the world. The first has a true voyeur fetish. They get rock hard at the thought of watching other people have sex. These are the fuckers you'll see hiding out in bushes in front of bathroom windows and shit.On the Outside Looking InAmong my readership, there are plenty of those types. You guys hope porn will be enough to chase away your darker urges, and perhaps it does. I'm glad to do my part to keep you fuckers from hiding in people's garbage...

FapHouse Parody

When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie's place, where you are not allowed to fuck your teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over...

Adult Empire Parody

What’s up, you dirty dog! How’s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You’ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you’ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed “self-care”, right? Well, that’s great to hear! Because I’ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today!In a world where movies are being made for either 16-year-old girls or the Chinese government,...

AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

HotMovies Parodies

Are you fucking horny as hell and ready to get off to the kind of content that speaks to you? Well, mother fucker? What the hell are you in the mood for? Midgets? Lactating midgets? Midgets that are put on a spinning pedestal and suck dick while zooming around in circles?Oh, you are horny for parody adult films, eh? You may think that there is not a place you can go to get your parody XXX films fix, but I want you to know that you’re fucking wrong! Because once you head over to Hot...

FapHouse Vintage

What’s up, you naughty little cum-fiend! You know, sometimes, I like to enjoy the classics. Sure, it’s nice watching the hottest girls of today get down with the nastiest sex trends in insane quality. Nowadays, it’s like you can look at any slut of your choice beat off while you watch from outside a fucking window. That’s how far technology’s come! But, there was a special kind of charm to porn back in the day. The 80s dance music, the permed hair, and stockings. I mean, holy shit! Do you...

HotMovies Classics

Hot Movies Classics! Let me take a guess. Either you have a fetish for older people; enough reason that made you sneak on your old grannie while she took showers or changed clothes and fapped to her wrinkled body and fallen titties, or you are a fucking old dude. How do you even get hard on looking at her lifeless wrinkled body? Now that your dad doesn't want your grannie around and has dumped her in a nursing home, where else would you run to yet must fap to an old-school hairy pussy? Maybe...

FapHouse Interracial

I don’t know if you dumbasses just enjoy closing dozens of dick-pill pop-ups that bombard your skulls unannounced every time you’re enjoying your fap sessions because I have never understood these obsessions you have with free porn. Or don’t you want to watch petite white blondes being mercilessly stretched by big black cocks without disturbance? Let me get this from the cuckolds out here; what’s worse, watching your whore wife getting destroyed by a monstrous BBC that makes your ding-a-ling...

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One of the high points that comes to mind when I think about Adult Empire is its huge library of premium porn content. It's not like the Empire itself is coming with its own. You're entering this store packed with great porn from a variety of adult entertainment studios. What I'm focusing on this time around is Adult Empire's interracial porn section. Imagine a thick Asian girl taking a BBC into her pussy or a petite ebony girl being as naughty as can be with some white guy.Interracial porn is...

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It's no secret that the world is a divided place. Humans organize themselves into classes, nationalities, and races. Once the teams are set, the battle begins. Humans have been at war for one reason or another almost our entire history. Historians estimate that of the thirty-four hundred years man has been writing shit down, he has only been at peace for two hundred and sixty-eight of them. That's a paltry eight percent of recorded human history.Porn: Where Hate has No HomeThose aren't great...

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A long time ago, some years after The Big Bang, I took a vow to review all porn sites known to man. I also promised to be as meticulous as possible, because fappers really like their narrow reviews that cover a singular topic, even across generic porn sites like FapHouse. This was the beginning of my downfall. I didn’t realize then that this would mean I would have to review parts of porn sites that make absolutely no sense. I locked myself into a fucking responsibility and I know better than...

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Everyone loves a good creampie! This shit sounds like the introduction to some TV cooking show hosted by a slightly chubby housewife with an exquisite talent for egg whisking. What I wanted to say is that creampies are appealing to both women and men. Men dig the idea because they are too lazy and horny to pull it out before the grand finale, and chicks dig it because they just do. I guess it has something to do with impregnation, merging two bodies into one soul shit. It's some chick spiritual...

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After much lively debate, I think I have figured out the sexiest thing a woman can say. Before I drop this piece of necessary knowledge, take a couple of guesses as to what it could be. Perhaps "fuck me" or "stick it in my ass." "Can I suck your dick" is certainly up there.The Magic WordsThose aren't it, though. The answer is simple: "Please, cum inside of me" Let's break that statement down for a second. The phrase starts with "please," which can't be overlooked. It might not be the meat and...

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Generally, there are four places guys like to cum the most. In no particular order, those places are face, mouth, asshole, and pussy. Each is fun, so it's hard for me to pick favorites. Throughout the course of a day, you never know where I might cum next.The Cum RiseI've hosed down every part of the female body and every object in my house. If you flashed a blacklight in my crib, it would blind everyone looking toward my house in a ten-mile radius. Even my pets have gotten caught in the...

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So you wanna fap away at the hottest models in town? There’s no better place to find them than at FapHouse.com. Well, you might not have heard of it yet. It’s quite a new site after all, but that doesn’t matter considering the galore of steamy videos in their catalog.Just landing at the front page is enough to get your dick throbbing. But if you have had enough of watching hours and hours of dicks pounding on creamy cunts, then it’s time to throw in a twist. How about checking out hot kicks...

Adult Empire Handjobs

For many a man out there, their first sexual experience was a hand job. That's why I like to call getting a hand job getting an "old-fashioned." Because it occupies such a quant area of human sexuality, it doesn't often get the respect it deserves. Nevertheless, I still love to get the occasional hand job, especially if it's a hidden hand job delivered in public.Hand Jobs for DummiesThere are a million ways to deliver a hand hob. The one you are probably most familiar with is the okay sign hand...

AEBN Handjobs

Without answering that dumb question, what else can you fap to, hombre? I have come to learn that it's the small and simple that make life lively. With online porn being flooded with all manners of sex – wild orgies and extreme fetishes – it's the simple, intense handjobs that make you erupt exceedingly. Handjobs feature the art of stroking! Horny lusty babes can't wait to get their hands around a dick and choke it mercilessly until a hot load spews on their fingers. Watching her hand move up...

HotMovies Handjob

Hot Movies and masturbation go together like, well, like dirty movies and touching yourself. Since the invention of the camera, mankind has been capturing images of the beautiful, naked human female form, and then shaking their dicks at those images. One of the most popular subgenres of smut has always been masturbation, whether it’s women manually working over their clits or using those same digits to jerk off a dude. Your great grandfather probably trudged three miles through the snow to...

FapHouse Blowjob

I hate reviewing sections of FapHouse even though my overall opinion of the place is that it’s a fantastic website with a very interesting business model that’s pretty rare, all things considered. I hate reviewing it because it’s painfully random. All right, a bit of exposition first: FapHouse is a premium porn tube featuring countless high-quality videos all available under one subscription.So far so good. What makes them different from other similar porn tubes is the way that they source...

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Ah, blowjobs! No porn is good porn unless there's a sizzling scene of cock-gorging somewhere along the way. Blowjobs are the beginning and the end of almost all porn, and the reason for that is simple. Nothing beats the view of moist lips going up and down a shaft while the hoe's eyes stay fixed on the man of her wet dreams. The dick-gobbling ordeal has mesmerized the masses for years, so it's no wonder that one of the industry's biggest websites decided to devote one of its categories to...

AEBN Blowjob

What’s up, your dirty little perv! I’ve got another naughty gem for you to get your cock into! Today, we’re going into the world of blowjobs! That’s right, you little freak. There are a bunch of movies out there dedicated to the art of guzzling cum! We’re gonna be viewing some of the hottest collections of cum whores online! Are you excited? Of course, you are! Haha! You’d better get some lube and lots of it! There’s no way you’re jacking that thing dry while watching this beautiful sloppy...

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What’s up, you filthy animal!? How’s that cock of yours holding up? Doesn’t it get a little old only having one hand touch that thing? Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone else touch it for a change? Haha! One can only dream! But, seriously, you should treat yourself sometimes! Even if you have to pay for it. Shit, you’ll probably be paying if you ever get out of that room and go on a fucking date! Paying some slut to fuck you is basically the same thing with less steps, right?! Haha! I’m just...

JAVWorld

JAV World! If you are ready and willing to get off to an amazing assortment of JAV content, you already know that there are so many options available for your horny ass. You already know for a fucking fact that you have a wealth of content that awaits you. You have browsed ThePornDude on the regular, so of course, you know how many Japanese adult videos are waiting to feel your semen sticking on its proverbial pretty faces!This brings me to my latest offering today: JAVWorld! The aptly named...

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I always wonder what it would be like to shove my shlong deep in the yummy rolls of fats surrounding her juicy, plumper pussy. Having been used to fucking petite young bitches it never occurred to me that voluptuous bitches with their chunky bodies are where it is. Dude, I fucking feared that I might disappoint these bitches in bed because I thought their insatiable perversions could only be challenged by a monstrous cock from ebony dudes, and being the only cursed Scandinavian with a tiny...

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Call them big-breasted women or big beautiful women, BBW porn is arguably bigger (no pun intended?) than ever before. There are plenty of places to find it online, but as is typical with porn, it can be hard to find the best of any genre in one spot in cyberspace.Fortunately, I have been working over the years to find, categorize, describe, and rank all of the notable nudity sites online. It has been hard (and I am not just referring to the typical state of my dick when working) but very...

AEBN BBW

The reason why I love the porn industry, is because they are open to babes of all shapes and sizes. You have the skinny sluts, the curvaceous cuties, the chubby babes, and the big beautiful women. I am sure everyone has their own preferences when it comes to watching these beautiful babes in action, but if you are here to watch the big beauties get down and dirty, you have come to the right review.I am here to talk about Straight.aebn.com, a premium porn site offering tons of hot BBW content....

HotMovies BBW

BBW as an acronym for big beautiful women! Back in the day, we used to call them fat hoes, but that's another story. The world has taken a twisted turn, calling individuals they and xe, hir, and ze, and some knowledgable fuckers spent their lives creating English grammar. Don't get me wrong! No skinny-ass bitch could perform the shaking on top of the dick thing as good as a huge-ass hoe. And when the mountains of cellulite start shaking and twitching, then you realize that all those "lose...

FapHouse Granny

Have you ever realized how older babes have a lot more energy and skills when it comes to cock-pleasing? They know all the right angles and have a plethora of naughty techniques to show off. Well, that is simply because the older babes have had so much experience, that they have tried it all. Thus, they tend to be a lot more open-minded about all sorts of naughty things.If you are searching for the perfect place where to watch hot GILF porn movies, I have just the place. Welcome to...

Adult Empire Granny

Fridays had become the worst days of the week. I never had afternoon classes, and rather than spend it seducing bimbos on dating apps or fap to the latest porn content, I had to sit my ass in a nursing home that smells like shit and death with my eight years old grandpa with dementia to be taught Calculus. The fact that he would repeat the same thing for two hours made more. Until this fine afternoon, when I was strolling in this hellscape's corridors, I heard some sounds I could only associate...

AEBN Grannies

Be bold lovers of blue-haired babes! In the modern era of sexual liberation, you do not have to feel embarrassed by having an attraction to significantly older women. And why be shy about it? Mature gales, at least the ones in porn, have a lot of love to give and have built up a tremendous amount of experience. To help you find this sort of material to fap to (and introduce many of you who are new to this genre of jerk material), I am going to do a special focus feature on all of the good...

HotMovies Grannies

Hey! How are you all doing?! I've already reviewed some other categories on hotmovies.com, so I started writing this review without opening the page first. The moment someone mentions grannies, I think of fat, saggy-titted amateur European old hoes that suck off young cocks in some sleazy hotel room. In my head, the toothless mamas wear black lingerie, a pair of cheap high-heel shows, and that uber-kinky smirk on their faces during the intense pounding. Grannies are wickedly horny. Maybe it's...

AdultTime MILF

Adult Time MILF! Two of the most popular porn categories both have to do with age: Teens and MILFS. What isn't there to love? Teens offer fresh and perfect bodies, pure and untouched, while MILFs have the experience needed to turn your cock into a cum factory.Professor MILFWhile both are fantastic, today we're focusing on MILFS. Nothing beats the knowledge of a sexually liberated MILF with a divorce under her belt and a soaked pussy. That vagine has been ignored for years by her ex-husband, and...

FapHouse MILF

Do you remember the time when your highlight of the day was hanging out at your friend's house? Was it because you were having fun while playing the Play Station or because you could go home and wank to the flashbacks of how his extremely hot mom walked around the house half dressed? They are the same fucking memories that you have been stuck with to your adulthood, and now the only thing you're left with is lust and craving for older women. Just the sight of an older woman at the bus stop,...

Adult Empire MILF

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