The Regretted Fuck Off Signals
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My wife’s s****r, Michelle (see my first post about her), came down earlier in the week to stay with us for a few days. I am happy to report that yet another voyeuristic occasion happened just yesterday and I am still hard thinking about it but I need to get some input from fellow readers on what I should do. Here goes. My wife was working yesterday and I was home with her s****r. We went out together last night to pick up a few things my wife needed us to get for the house. We had a quick dinner while we were out. Once we got back last night I came upstairs to change my clothes and Michelle went into the guest bathroom to get a shower. I am able to get a small glimpse underneath the door due to the shiny tile surface we have, though everything is inverted. Once again, though, she did not disappoint. She got out of the shower and then and there I saw those gorgeous supple breasts again. I k** you not, her nipples are bigger than 50-cent pieces and are dark brown. Seriously, I’ve never seen such a perfect pair on anybody! They do not sag at all, and the nipples stand up so perfectly. I couldn’t take any more of it, plus she was coming towards the door, so I quickly scurried back across the hallway and into my room. But something was strange this time. Michelle opened the bathroom door and walked across the hallway stark naked, with nothing but a towel around her head. Nothing covering her body at all!! She walked right across the hall and did not look back to see if I was in my room before coming out into the hallway. Did she walk past my door naked on purpose? Did she do it uninentionally, assuming I was not upstairs? Should I act on this or wait?? I definitely won’t be telling Sandra about this one. Seriously, I need help. I’d give anything to see more and possibly act on it, but not sure if I should wait for another signal or not. Something’s telling me though that signals such as a beautiful naked woman walking right past of my bedroom door don’t come along every day. What do you think??
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My wife’s s****r, Michelle (see my first post about her), came down earlier in the week to stay with us for a few days. I am happy to report that yet another voyeuristic occasion happened just yesterday and I am still hard thinking about it but I need to get some input from fellow readers on what I should do. Here goes. My wife was working yesterday and I was home with her s****r. We went out together last night to pick up a few things my wife needed us to get for the house. We had a quick...
The following is a repost of a curious encounter I had with my sister-in-law over a year and a half ago. I am posting it here again b/c there are new developments and I wanted to give you some background info.My wife's sister, Michelle (see my first post about her), came down earlier in the week to stay with us for a few days. I am happy to report that yet another voyeuristic occasion happened just yesterday and I am still hard thinking about it but I need to get some input from fellow readers...
My wife's sister, Michelle (see my first post about her), came down earlier in the week to stay with us for a few days. I am happy to report that yet another voyeuristic occasion happened just yesterday and I am still hard thinking about it but I need to get some input from fellow readers on what I should do. Here goes. My wife was working yesterday and I was home with her sister. We went out together last night to pick up a few things my wife needed us to get for the house. We had a quick...
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