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Chapter 1
You would like Sherry. She’s five-seven, one hundred thirty-five pounds, dark black hair, gray eyes, rather attractive, not beautiful exactly but she always got her share of looks. Some of that was due to her figure, she was pretty curvy with a very nice bustline, D-cups and naked she looked very good.
Sherry was thirty-six and had been divorced for, I think it was, six or seven years.
What I especially loved about Sherry was her manner and personality. Both of them.
There was the ‘business and professional’ Sherry. Conservatively-dressed, well-mannered, business-like.
Then there was the Sherry she lets out at other times: slutty, hot, kinky. They were both nice but the hot Sherry was surely the most fun. That’s why we were together at the time this took place.
I was consulting at the time and between contracts, when she asked me if I wanted to go to Los Angeles with her, she had some business out there, but I could go along for the fun, and, oh, let me tell you, the sex.
Sherry was the hottest woman in bed I’ve ever known. I’ll get to more of that in a minute but for now, I agreed and we flew out to Los Angeles to stay with a friend of her’s who I had met several months before. Annette had a nice house with a pool so I figured it would be a short vacation for me while Sherry was conducting business.
Now, Sherry, in her hot, sexy phase, could be quite a tease. It wasn’t unusual for her to go without panties and most of her bras were demi-cup to show off the tops of her lovely breasts.
Sherry loved her breasts. I did too, actually. I had never been with a woman with such sensitive nipples. They were large, brown ones and I could play with them, pinching them, rolling them between my fingertips, and sucking them, oh, she loved them sucked, and she would have an orgasm. From her boobs. And the longer I sucked her nipples, the more orgasms she would have. One sexed-up woman.
And cock? Oh, one of the first things she told me when we first met was that she adored sucking cocks. She had mine in her mouth shortly after. And, she often cums when I shoot in her mouth. She told me it’s one of her biggest turn-ons, that first spurt hitting the back of her mouth. She really cums when it happens, I’ve seen it many, many times.
So, Sherry is classy to be around and super-hot in bed.
We often talk about sex and on the way out to Los Angeles, I asked her what her top fantasies were.
‘Oh, you just want to get me wet and squirmy in my seat, don’t you, Michael?’
‘Yes, actually. But I’ll wait to do anything about it. These lavatories are just too small.’
‘Heh, yes they are. I tried it once, don’t bother. So, my fantasies? Hmm. Well, one is getting fucked while two other guys suck my boobs. So, three guys and taking turns. You know how I love them sucked.’
‘Oh, do I. And I so love sucking them.’
‘God, I’m getting wet already. So, any way, that’s one. Um, the other would be to be blindfolded, tied to a bed, naked, in high heels, real ‘fuck-me’ jobs, and be enjoyed by two strangers however they wanted for hours and hours. Whew. I’m feeling warm. Tell me one of yours.’
‘Well, just to watch one of your fantasies take place would be pretty great, I think. Here, see how I like the idea,’ and I took her hand and put it under the newspaper I had on my lap.
‘Yes, I just wish we could use that right now. Well, I can rub it a bit, I suppose,’ and she gave me that wicked grin that tells me she’s feeling slutty. So, we talked and she rubbed and the flight attendant who walked by gave us a big smile and a wink, she knew we were having some fun at forty-thousand feet.
So, we rented a car and got to Annette’s house and took our bags in. She told Annette that we needed some time to freshen up and we went back to our room and Sherry fucked me silly.
We did go back out and met Annette’s son, Ryan, a sophomore in high school, going into his junior year in the fall.
Annette left for the weekend, leaving us to housesit and be there with Ryan.
Sherry had told me about Ryan, that she knew he was checking her out whenever she came for a visit, a typically horny young guy, full of spunk and no where to put it except in the palm of his hand. And, yes, he did seem to hang around her pretty closely. I noticed that right off.
On Saturday, after a nice long fuck in the morning, it was after lunch and I was dozing on the sofa in the den. I heard Ryan whispering to a friend of his we had met earlier, Lee.
‘There she is. Talk about hot, huh? Would I love to fuck that. Look at her boobs.’
‘They sure don’t sag, how old did you say she was?’
‘Younger than my mom, she’s thirty-six. Nice, huh?’
‘I’ll say, hot is right.’
‘I’ve jacked-off so much thinking about her, must be gallons by now. She makes me so hard. Boy, would I do her in a minute.’
I rolled over and snored a bit, just to let them know I was there, though asleep, and they soon went out of the room.
But, knowing horny boys, having been one myself, I knew they’d be watching as long as Sherry was in that bikini and I really didn’t blame them, she did look hot.
So, I decided to mess a bit with their minds. And with their hard-ons. I went out to the pool and sat down with Sherry and started kissing her. She asked me to put some more suntan oil on her, and since she didn’t know the boys had come home, I made sure I got it everywhere I could, especially under her bikini which I pulled aside to get her nipples covered with suntan oil. As you know, she loves her nipples rubbed and played with so she certainly didn’t stop me, no, not at all.
Her cell phone rang and she had a quick business call and ran off to get changed to meet a client for a drink. Luckily, she didn’t run into the boys lurking around but I did see them later.
I told them that I had overheard their banter earlier about Sherry and knew they were watching when I was by the pool with her a short while ago. Taking it a bit further, I asked them if they would like to see some photos I had of her and they followed me into our room as I started up my laptop. Some were topless and the boys certainly were impressed with the object of all their unbridled lust and I left them to drool over them as I went off to shower. I did quietly sneak back to listen in and they looked at all of the shots and disappeared down the hallway, no doubt to hit the bathroom for a quick sperm reduction.
Knowing that I could probably swear them to everlasting secrecy, I asked them if they might just want a chance with the object of their erotic desires and they were quite eager. Did they want to see her naked and maybe even get to play a bit themselves? I had in mind to make the first of Sherry’s fantasies come true so I reserved a motel room near Annette’s house and simply told the boys to come to the motel and call me from Ryan’s cell at exactly ten PM and I would give them instructions.
So far, so good.
When Sherry got back, I told her that I was busy while she was gone and had arranged for her number one fantasy to take place later that evening.
‘The one with me with three guys, two on my tits and one in my pussy?’
‘Exactly. I’ve got the place and the two guys. I figured we’re far from home and I’ll be there the whole time. I’ve got two really nice young guys lined up, I know they’re really stoked for this.’
‘Geez, you’ve been busy, Michael. These guys aren’t big brute types are they?’
‘Nah, they’re more like college guys, young, eager, really horny. Clean-cut.’
‘But, horny, really horny. Young and horny.’
‘Ahh, you’re getting excited now aren’t you? Pussy getting wet?’
‘Wanna lick it and find out for yourself?’
I’ve rarely turned down an offer like that so I did get her naked and had some fun with her wet, hot pussy. But I did tell her I wasn’t fucking her, that was for later. Oh, that got her, that got her good.
We went out to a quiet dinner as she quizzed me on the two guys I had lined-up. All I would tell her was what I had already told her and she was just dying to know more.
‘I’ll suck your cock forever and ever if you’ll tell me more, Michael. I promise.’
‘In less than an hour, you’ll know, Sherry, just keep your panties on.’
‘Can’t, didn’t wear any,’ she replied with her sly grin. I reached under the table and she was right. Wet and bare. And, really so wet. She widened so I could slide a finger in, then she clamped down on my hand.
‘Now, I’ve got you, Michael, right where I want you.’
‘Come on, Sherry, let me go, it’s just going to create a scene,’ and her thighs relaxed and I pulled out of her and sucked her juices off my finger as she smiled at me.
‘Lovely appetizer, my dear,’ I said.
‘You can have lots more later,’ she said as I smiled, knowing she would produce a lot of juices before I was through with my plans.
We were in the room shortly after nine and I slowly undressed her, kissing my way down her body, which she always loved. Then, I sent her to shower as I opened a bottle of champagne and poured us both some. I gave her some nice pussy-licking which she always, always loves, then a bit more champagne.
As we sipped away, I sucked her nipples and tweaked them between my fingers, as you know, she has super-sensitive nipples and she was dripping hot by the time ten o’clock rolled around, begging me to fuck her or at least let her suck me off. I let her suck me just a minute, then pulled back out of her mouth as she begged me to let her finish. I had her in a frenzy by then.
Then, just before ten, I took out my pair of fur-lined handcuffs and cuffed her wrists behind her back and put on her red stiletto ‘come-fuck-me’ high heels and a fur-trimmed blindfold and told her she was just minutes away from the two young men joining us for a night of ravishment.
Chapter 2
Precisely at ten, Ryan called my cellphone from the parking lot outside and I went out to bring them in through a side door to our room. I told them that they were to be absolutely quiet, that Sherry was blindfolded and was expecting two young men that I had recruited but that she was not expecting them. I also told them that Sherry had agreed that the sky was the limit for the night and that she was willing to do anything we three wanted with her outside of causing her pain. Were they excited.
I opened the door and told her we were there, she was sitting on the bed and when the boys saw her naked, her hands cuffed behind her, blindfolded in those hot stilettos, they both gasped as they drank in her body, her generous breasts, nipples so aroused, womanly hips, gracious legs, dampened slit, everything they had hoped for and more.
‘Get up, Sherry, walk around a bit, show these guys what you have,’ and she stood and took a cautious tour around the bed as the boys gaped at her. The bulges in their shorts were unreal.
Then I sat her back on the bed and spread her legs apart.
‘Get a nice look at the star attraction tonight, fellows,’ as I knelt down and spread Sherry’s legs then pulled her labia apart exposing her pink insides to her two horny admirers.
‘I hope you like my pussy, guys, it just loves to be licked and fucked,’ she added, no doubt making them even more horny.
They were both crouched down, peering into the insides of the first naked woman they’d ever seen.
Then, I led Sherry to the sofa and had the boys come over and sit on each side of her.
‘Now, fellows, take some time getting to know Sherry, I suggest that you all three make out for a while, no rush, take your time. I’m sure Sherry can warm you guys up and vice versa, so just enjoy each other,’ and the boys started kissing her, taking turns but they seemed to be holding back on touching her.
‘I’m sure Sherry would love for you fellows to touch her, caress her, make her feel good wherever you want. I know she’s not shy, she loves to be touched and kissed and sucked and licked just everywhere.’
Their hands were immediately on Sherry’s large breasts, fondling, squeezing, sucking her nipples, as she moaned in enjoyment.
She leaned back on the sofa, spreading her legs apart as Ryan and Lee ranged all over her, licking her pussy, fingering her, both sucking her nipples which made her orgasm as one of them was also fingering her at the same time. They just looked so excited when she started cumming and groaning and heaving her hips up and down. They were in boy-heaven. And, Sherry seemed pretty pleased herself.
‘Mmm, oh, guys, just do whatever you want, just go ahead.’
Ryan took hold of his cock and started to get between her legs but I shook my head and he held back. She would get fucked later, that was my plan. Then they were back to sucking her boobs, so I got down to lick that wonderful pussy of hers. She didn’t last long, she was writhing and bucking herself into another grand orgasm. I’ve been with Sherry in a variety of sexual situations and I’d never seen her this stoked, this highly aroused.
So, I figured it was time for us to raise the stakes a bit more.
‘You guys ready for more?’ I asked and they both vigorously nodded up and down.
‘Well, it’s time to get naked,’ and they were both stripped in seconds.
I helped get Sherry down on her knees, her hands behind her in cuffs, then led Ryan up to her and motioned for him to step forward and put the head of his cock at her lips.
Sherry knew just what to do at the first touch. She opened and leaned forward to suck him inside and began doing what she does so magnificently. Lee and I attached our mouths to each nipple and enjoyed ourselves, Lee, especially, fingering her as well.
‘Oh,’ Ryan moaned as I put my finger over my lips to silence him. I couldn’t blame him for moaning, I’ve been sucked by Sherry countless times and she’s a wonder.
I wasn’t surprised when she got a mouthful of Ryan’s cum in just a few minutes. These boys had been lusting after Sherry and were at a peak of horniness.
Soon, Lee took Ryan’s place in Sherry’s mouth and Ryan and I sucked her boobs and I had my fingers in her this time.
As expected, it didn’t take long before Lee had yielded up his cum offering to Sherry and I took my place being sucked by Sherry. My cock took a while longer even as sexed-up as I was after all this and I loaded her mouth with a fine shot of my best semen, some I’d been keeping ready for hours.
I tilted Sherry back onto the bed and spread her legs out wide, then motioned Ryan up to put his cock in her and fuck her as Lee and I sucked her boobs. I only let him fuck her for a few minutes before I had him change with Lee who gleefully entered her.
Wanting to give her as much variety as possible, I loosened the cuffs and got her back on the floor on her hands and knees as Ryan fucked her doggie-style as Lee fucked her mouth and I pinched her nipples hanging down. She had several orgasms through all this, I’ve told you that Sherry is an orgasm machine, and after a few minutes of this, I decided it was fuck and cum time so I got her up on the bed, had Ryan get between her legs, he was the better-hung of the two, while Lee and I sucked her tits, Ryan drove into her fucking her just like a teen boy in his first pussy, which it was.
‘UHHH, UHHH, UHHH, uh, uh,’ grunted Ryan as he cummed deep inside Sherry as she lifted her feet up so he could go deeper as he spewed into her. It was then that I stood up and pulled off her blindfold.
‘Omigod, Ryan. Oh, shit, just don’t tell your mom.’
‘I won’t if I can fuck you all night,’ he shot right back with a big grin on his happy face. Lee pulled up off her left nipple and said, ‘I want to fuck her, too, I want to shoot her full of my cum. I get a turn.’
‘Yes, Lee, here, fuck me all you want,’ she said and he was immediately inside her fucking back and forth, rubbing her boobs as he went.
‘Oh, Michael, you set this up all along, didn’t you? You knew they wanted to fuck me, didn’t you. And you set it up.’
‘I sure did, hon, look at the cum running out of that happy pussy of yours,’ and it was true, she had a wet, sticky spot under her that was destined to grow much larger before the night was over.
She laughed and said, ‘Well, Michael I think I owe you a lot of blowjobs to pay you back for these two horny boys.’
She took Ryan’s cock and began sucking it as Lee fucked her furiously as only a teen boy can do. He was soon spurting her full as Ryan stood there, his eyes closed as she pleasured him greatly.
The four of us were now relaxed and intent on having fun, the boys, taking and giving as much pleasure as they could, and, being mid-teens, they just went on and on. I mostly stayed on the sidelines offering suggestions to Ryan and Lee, to titty-fuck her, for example, among other things. We, all four, spent the entire night in sex and then checked out about eight-thirty and went back home.
Sherry and I went to bed and I knew the two boys did as well, they were literally fucked-out, and Sherry got some well-deserved sleep and woke about one.
I talked with Sherry about staying naked and she eagerly complied and I told the boys that Sherry was all theirs all day Sunday for their sexual pleasure and explorations as long as they asked me permission before they did anything.
She had them following her around all afternoon and was felt-up pretty much constantly as I gave them free access to her body except for fucking her or getting her to give them blowjobs.
I was planning that I would unleash them tonight after playing naked with her all day and that they would go wild fucking her crazy. So, they felt her up, finger-fucked her, sucked her boobs, ate her out, just everything short of penetration.
I asked the boys if they had any friends who might enjoy Sherry as well and they eagerly named off a number of other boys. My idea was a ‘bukkake party’ having all the young lads jack-off and cum on her as she knelt, cuffed in front of them. So, I told them to call them all and have them over by eight. Ryan had told me that all of his friends knew Sherry from previous visits and every one of them thought she was super-hot.
‘Well, tell them this is their chance to have some fun with her, nice private adult-type fun.’
So, the boys went off to make some phone calls while I took my own opportunity of having a bit of a feel and lick of our star of the show.
Ryan came back in and asked if her could ask me something privately.
We went into the next room and he said, ‘Well, this is kind of a weird question, but I have this friend, a girl, she’s kind of kinky and all, and I was wondering if she could come over, too. She’s, well, she says, that she’s lesbian and she and I have showed each other our bodies and stuff. Anyway, she met Sherry last summer when she was here and told me how hot she looked and how much she’s like to be with her. Think Sherry’d mind? You know, a girl, too?’
‘Well, tell me more about her.’
‘She’s small, kind of cute, a few tattoos, trim, kind of athletic body, really nice boobs, god, I’d fuck her in a second if she liked guys. Kind of a rebel, you know, likes to shock people sometimes.’
I had to admit, having her here sounded intriguing. So, I told him to have Angie be here, like the others, at eight. Then the fun would start.
Actually, the fun had been going on for the boys, Ryan and Lee, as they had become comfortable with my rules about Sherry. They were continually sucking and playing with her boobs, licking her cunt, rubbing their dicks all over her, just not putting them inside her in any way as we had agreed. Sherry was seeming to love the continual attention of these two prodigiously-horny boys.
All Sherry knew of the evening was that I had something planned and that she was again to be the star of attention. So, as the time neared, I let her shower and get ready as I went and talked with the two boys.
‘You two having fun?’
‘Oh, this is way outside any wet dream I’ve ever had,’ said Lee. Then, Ryan told me, ‘I’ve dreamed of doing all kinds of stuff with Sherry but my dreams never even came close to this.’
‘You two ready to release a little cum?’
‘Look at me, my dick has been hard all day and all I’ve wanted to do is cum,’ said Ryan.
‘Oh, me, too, I’ll shoot a mile when I finally cum. My balls ache like hell.’
‘Well, you’ll both get your chance, probably more than once, if I know Sherry.’
So I got ready Sherry ready to greet everybody at the door and lead them back to the den where we would have our fun.
She was naked except for a pair of leopard-print stiletto heels. She did look good.
‘Is your pussy wet, Sherry?’ I asked her.
‘You’re kidding, right, look,’ and she spread her legs apart to show me a drip running down her left leg.
‘I know I’m answering the door, but who’s coming, Michael, tell me something at least.’
‘Just some friends of the boys. I expect you’ll enjoy the evening immensely.’
Just about then, about ten minutes early, the doorbell rang and she went off to answer it. I was right behind her, a nice place to be when Sherry’s naked.
Chapter 3
As she swung the door open, there stood three teen guys, each with their mouths open in amazement. Even though the boys had told them basically what the night was all about, I don’t think any of them expected her to be naked at the front door. Luckily, it was really shielded from the street, so no one could see from a distance.
They followed her to the den, each one nudging the other, making eyes and no doubt getting very excited about the evening’s potential. Every eye was glued on Sherry and she was loving it.
She started serving drinks and snacks as I told the boys that there was to be no touching, not until I said it was okay. Just looking and appreciating what they saw before them. Then the doorbell rang again and Sherry led in another boy and I explained the rules to him. Finally the bell rang again and she brought back a boy and the girl who was actually cuter than I had figured from Ryan’s description. I went over the rules again as Sherry served the rest of our guests. I looked at the girl and she, like the boys, had her eyes glued on Sherry’s voluptuous naked body.
I cuffed Sherry and had her kneel in the center of the room then told them the plan.
‘All us guys are going to strip and get in a circle and jack-off so we all cum on Sherry. We’ll get her really covered. Then, she can go shower and, Angie, you can shower with her if you like, and when you’re through, each guy who had cummed on her can have some private time alone with Sherry. I think you’ll each have a good time.’
In no time at all, everyone was stripped and there were eight hard cocks pointed at Sherry which began to be stroked by each owner. There was one boy in particular, taller than the rest, whose cock was also larger, actually it looked a bit larger than mine. Lucky guy. And lucky Sherry.
All the boys were giving it their best, as expected, and soon stringy spurts of cum were landing on Sherry, her face, hair, boobs, her open mouth, all over her. The girl, Angie, was also naked and I was impressed. Her body was petite but solid and very pretty. Nice, even hard-looking boobs. Cute butt. Maybe she’s not exclusively lesbian, I hoped.
The boys were laughing and having a great time as Sherry knelt there, covered in boy-cum, just dripping.
‘Wow, you guys got me from head to toe,’ she said as Angie knelt down in front of her and started licking the cum off her breasts, then sucked a hardened nipple into her mouth. She didn’t seem to be holding back realizing that Sherry was here for everyone’s enjoyment, including Sherry’s, of course.
I helped Sherry up and uncuffed her for the two girls to go have a shower and have fun. The guys and I just sat around waiting, each one working himself to keep a nice hard-on just for when Sherry came back.
After about forty-five minutes, I went in the bedroom and Sherry was on the bed, legs splayed as Angie knelt over her each licking the other. I watched as they each got the other off and then I explained that we had eight re-hardened cocks ready for Sherry and that I would be sending guys into the bedroom for their own private time with her.
Angie walked out with me to go back to the den and I asked her, ‘Are you exclusively lesbian or do you ever do guys, too?’
‘Well, I’ve done guys but it’s been a while, I take it you’re asking me for a reason, right?’ and we stopped in the hall as she took hold of my hard cock.
‘You’re holding the reason I’m asking, Angie. You’re a really hot-looking girl and you make my cock just as hard as you feel it right now.’
‘I’m not looking for a gangbang, I mean, all these horny boys, no way. If you and I could be by ourselves, then maybe. But, I’m not on the pill, we’d need a condom.’
‘Honey, I can make that happen real easy,’ and I took her in my arms, pulled her to me and kissed her like I was going to fuck her next which I was hoping I would. I told her to wait right there and I went into the den and took one of the boys, the first one I saw and led him down the hall to our room and took him in.
Sherry was spread open on the bed, smiling as she asked his name and whether he’d fucked a girl before (he hadn’t) and I told him I would be busy for a while and when he was finished to come out and send back another guy. Then, I retrieved a condom from my suitcase and walked back down the hall and into Ryan’s room to Angie.
‘It’s been a while since I’ve had a guy’s cock in me but I’ve had lots and lots of dildos and quite a few strap-ons so there shouldn’t be any problem getting this in me,’ she said lifting up my cock as she bent down to give me a few uplifting sucks.
‘I hope you like doggie, it’s my favorite position with guys,’ she said as she got up on the bed on her hands and knees, laid her head down and reached back to spread her wet labia apart for me. I waddled up to her and slid right into her all the way and began stroking in and out of her nice, tight pussy.
‘God, I am so worked up with all this. All those naked boys jacking-off, then showering with Sherry and getting each other off, and, well, you’re making me see that guys are nice to have around. I like your cock,’ she said as she wiggled her butt around making us both feel rather wonderful.
She began moving back and forth as well, when I just decided to hold still and let her fuck my cock. It was delicious, she was tight and just gripped me so nicely. She was so good that I was hoping that she’d give guys another try. Nothing against girls, now, it’s just that she was feeling so hot, I just wanted her to make guys happy, too.
Angie ended up making us both happy as we each had a terrific orgasm, then lay there for a while in each other’s arms kissing and feeling each other.
‘I hope you change your mind about guys, Angie, we do have some redeeming qualities, you know.’
She reached down and gripped my cock as she whispered, ‘Yeah, this is it, right?’ and smiled at me as she gave me a squeeze.
‘Wonder what everyone else is doing?’ she asked and we both decided to rejoin the party.
By the time Angie and I got back in the den with the boys, Sherry had the fourth boy back in our bedroom, no doubt making him a very happy young man.
Angie was staying right with me and she leaned over and whispered in my ear, ‘See the tall guy over there, brown hair?’
I told her I did.
‘I’ve always thought he was pretty nice and now, seeing him naked, well, he is pretty nice. Would you do me a favor?’ I nodded, and she went on, ‘I think he’s pretty cute and, well, you’ve kind of reintroduced me to guys again and, well, would you go see, ask him, for me, if he’s interested in fucking me? If he is, send him down to the room we were in. Oh, with a condom, for sure.’
I walked over to the tall lad with the brown hair and the hard cock standing out and asked, ‘Been in to see Sherry yet?’
‘Oh, god, I was the second guy in there. She’s really something. I can’t believe what a hot woman she is. But I’m ready for more of her, see?’ as he nods downward.
‘Well, maybe I’ve got an alternative for you. You know Angie?’
‘Sure, she’s…oh, she’s gone, I guess,’ he said, looking around the room.
‘No, she’s back in one of the bedrooms. She wanted me to find out if you’re interested.’
‘She’s lesbian.’
‘Well, not exclusively, I can tell you that for sure. And, she’s really tight and a hot little fuck. A hot little fuck that rather fancies you, by the way.’
‘You mean fuck Angie? Oh, sure in a minute, what a nice body.’
‘Follow me,’ and I led him down the hall, ducked in to get another condom, then to the room where Angie was waiting, spread open on the bed. I handed the boy the condom and pulled the door closed and returned to the den.
It was down to one boy left and he was soon down the hall adding his semen to an ocean already deposited inside Sherry’s overflowing pool of boy-jizz.
Soon, he was back out, smiling from ear to ear so I thought I’d best check on the star of the evening.
As I walked in our bedroom, Sherry was snuggled under the covers, eyes closed.
I walked up to the bed as her eyes opened.
‘Oh, Michael, what a weekend, I’ll never be able to pay you back for this. It was worth a thousand blowjobs. I’ve never been so well-fucked in my life. Thank you honey, now I’m off to sleep.’
I left her and went back out into the den and told the boys they can get dressed now which they did, each one leaving with a memory of a lifetime.
As I sat there, still naked from the evening, sipping a before-bed cognac, out came Angie and Derek, hand-in-hand, looking rather lovey-dovey.
‘Hi, you two, you look pretty happy,’ I offered.
‘Oh, are we ever. That was just the best thing that’s ever happened to either one of us. Thanks for sending me back to be with Angie. We’re gonna be together, the two of us. She’s my girlfriend now, I guess we’ll have to begin getting her a new rep.’
They were naked, his cock still out and hard, her hand wrapped around it firmly, not wanting to let it go. I left them alone, no idea if or when they left the house, and went back to our bedroom and slid in next to Sherry. We slept until noon and I got up and made coffee and toast and brought it back for Sherry who, for some reason, was a bit sore and desiring more rest.
So, that’s the tale of how I got Sherry’s fill of cock, something that she had wondered was even humanly possible. It was. And she talks about it often. Not only that, I’m not even close to the thousand blowjobs mark. Not even close, but I’m trying. Wouldn’t you?
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
Vintage Porn SitesI should have known better. I should have remembered that old saying, "If it looks too good to be true, it is." I was in love. She was damned near all I thought about with the exception of my studies and it didn't make sense to me. I prided myself on my intellect and my ability to think logically, but there wasn't anything logical about the way I felt about Althea. She was beautiful, smart and very popular and I was not. I wasn't a bed looking guy, but I was nothing exceptional. I was...
Motherless. A one-word website title that says everything it needs to say. This is a site where the rules are, more or less, completely thrown out the window, morality means absolutely nothing, and there is nobody to save you from it. Hedonism is God here.The site likely is also called this due to the fact that the girls who end up on motherless.com likely have no positive female influence in their lives to keep them from it. Motherless is the place parents spend their whole lives fearing that...
Porn Pictures SitesI always considered Motherless the “4chan” of porn. Not only because Motherless was somewhat popularized there, but because Motherless also encourages users to share their own content in a very open way. This means minimal bullshit like moderation and censorship, and a strong “anything goes” attitude that leads to free and extreme content. It encourages people to create and upload their own homegrown content, like videos of their girlfriend pissing or spycam videos of their cousin....
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BBW Porn SitesHave you ever heard about a website called Motherless? Home to all kinds of kinky porn niches, with a side of the mainstream crap? If you are into some questionable fap content, you might want to check this website out. Plus, Motherless is a free porn website, so you can browse as much as you fucking want. Now, I am not really here to talk about the website in general… I am here to tell you about their amazing category, called voyeur porn.The world of voyeur fucking is a rather interesting one....
Voyeur Porn SitesThe Five Kingdoms of Arstoria had been embroiled in the Great Ancient War for centuries. The war came to an end when Kalace, the Wizard King conquered the five lands and brought them under his rule. Kalace, the Wizard King of Arstoria, conquered all of his opponents who were unable to deal with his overpowering magic. When Kalace had united the five kingdoms, he brought peace to the warring kingdoms and was revered and celebrated by his later generation. Kalace, however, had a dark weakness in...
FantasyWoah, did Motherless.com get a facelift? I know I suggested it in my review, so I guess they listened to me! Well, I’m not going to brag too much about it, and instead, I’m going to focus on what I’ve set out to bring you today. We’re looking at an amateur website, and I just know that many of you are begging for amateur creampie content, so that’s what we’re looking at. I know how much you think Motherless can look sickening and pretty gruesome at times, but the creampie content can be quite...
Creampie Porn SitesNo matter what type of porn you may be in the market for, Motherless has an ample supply of it, and cucking is no different. Actually, this might help to explain how you ended up being such a pussy little cuck.The journey that brought you to my website reading cuck porn reviews started in your childhood. A fair portion of my readership is actually motherless. Why, you ask? Your guys' moms chose a life of cucking and riding cock instead of raising you fucks properly.Don't worry, gents. I'm in...
Cuckold Porn SitesI browsed the horror stash at Motherless all morning, and now I don’t know if I should jack off or go hide in the closet until the danger has passed. Then again, hiding out might give me the perfect opportunity to rub one out in the peace and safety of the dark. Who knows who—or what—might be peeping in the windows with nefarious intent if I sit at my desk and shake my dick at the screen. Just like when I masturbate at the local Starbucks, I’ve got to be sure to balance the potential pleasure...
Extreme Porn WebsitesIncest porn has been a staple of pornography since the very first incel caveman realized that he couldn’t find fresh pussy out and about. He resorted to sniffing a whiff of his mother’s loincloth when she wasn’t looking, and beating his old cave meat into a leather sock.Now personally I’m not into the whole mommy-son dynamic – I’m a classy guy. But it’s no secret people like to get freaky when the lights go out, and if you’ve got a stiffy in your hand and you’re on Motherless, you gotta go...
Incest Porn SitesThanks to my usual cast and crew of Editors and Advance Readers, most of whom prefer to pretend that they don’t know me and wisely wish to take no responsibility for any part of my addled writings... Il n’est rien de réel que le rêve et l’amour - Nothing is real but dreams and love (from Le Coeur innombrable, IV, Chanson du temps opportun by Anna de Noailles) She was my one true mistress and ever faithful lover, my Green Lady and guardian of my dreams and now that I was back home...
When the car with Jake in it became a dot on the horizon, Thea turned to go back in the house. Suddenly Floyd appeared. “Mrs. Thea, how you be?” Smiling, she knew immediately what he wanted. He had that look and a glance at his crotch confirmed it. The imprint of his cock was prominent as it pushed against the material. “Looks like everyone is gone.” Floyd said. His eyes looking out over the farm. “Yes, I am by myself for at least the next few days.” She replied in an...
“Well, hell,” Thea said as she wiped the beads of perspiration from her face. “I guess ‘spring’ is here, huh?” “Yeah. It’s supposed to be cooler at higher elevation,” I replied. We took a few minutes in the shade by the rocks before rejoining our boyfriends. The four of us had driven up into the pass to hike. According to the weather report, the last coolness of a fading winter was supposed to continue through mid-week, but they were wrong. Actually, from our view from Eagle Point, where we’d...
Motherless.com! What an original name for a porn site, don't you think? The title doesn't fuck around: your mother would never allow you to watch the kind of filth they’ve got on tap. They pride themselves on being a moral-free zone for sick fucks, where you can find damn near anything. I’m talking about desperate chicks fucking anything that resembles a dick and crazy bitches literally eating shit. When you’re done fapping to the weird vids, you can even find "normal" porno to pass the time....
Free Porn Tube SitesAh, motherless, here we are again. A site known for offering such a variety, that no matter how fucked up your needs are, there is a high chance that you will fulfill them here. However, I am not here to blab about the site in general; I am here to talk about one particular category, interracial. As for those who want to know more about the site, there is a whole different review on my website instead.As for those who came here to learn more about that interracial lovemaking, I got your back....
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Fantasy & Sci-FiIt’s time to go to the land of chocolate fountains and golden showers. That’s right. Scat, piss, shit, and every fluid in between. Ever fuck a chick in her ass and freak out when you see that little bit of shit on your dick? Then I’m sorry to say that scat isn’t for you buddy. Were you the only one of your friends that saw two girls one cup and didn’t get grossed out? If so, it’s time to celebrate it! Don’t get pissed off, get pissed on! Scat porn has the craziest, kinkiest chicks and dudes...
Scat Porn SitesI’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one.This means that any woman a man sees regularly is mentally stripped down during every interaction. If any women...
The Fappening‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...
Have you ever heard about a wonderful site called “Motherless”? I have a feeling that was a dumb question, of course, you fucking have. Well, I am here to talk about Motherless, but I shall also pay special attention to their Arab category. If you think Arabian sluts are hot, well you are in for a tasty treat, believe me.First, I should probably warn you that the name of this place comes from the fact that their content might be a bit too hardcore or questionable for some of you. Back in the...
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Und draußen schallte wieder Punkmusik aus dem Ghettoblaster – von der Eisenbahnunterführung bis zu seinem Haus! Punks und Skater hingen da ab. Das war diese Art von Jugendlichen, die ihren Eltern das Leben schwer macht , die von Arbeit nichts hielten, sich an keine Regeln hielten, ständig auf Party machten. Die soffen viel zu viel und kotzten dann in irgendeine Ecke. Denen bedeutete doch nichts und niemand etwas. Wahrscheinlich nahmen sie auch Drogen und trieben weiß-Gott-was mit...
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Fetish Porn SitesAbsinthe 2: The Absinthe of Malice By Morpheus The flight from Seattle to Boston had been extremely long and uncomfortable, even with the two hour delay in Chicago where I got to stretch my legs and change flights. My book had given me something to do during the countless hours in the air, though admittedly, Collin had been my largest savior from boredom. The two of us had ended up talking for over half the flight, and by the time we finally landed, I was even starting to consider...
After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...
Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...
kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestThelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...
Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...
Ethel hated her name. She was born during the tenure of I Love Lucy. The beloved Ethel Mertz from the television show was the bane of the real life Ethel's existence. There were the jokes about her having to marry Fred. There was only one Fred in her high school class. He wasn't her type; not even if he was the last man on earth. Ethel was every bit the epitome of her name. At five feet even her looks, dress and vocabulary mimicked the character she despised. Although she fought to break the...
Ethel's Pa was telling a story. "A man comes into the garage wanting a new horn for his Dodge. The old bulb was torn. Well, we have horns; but they don't fit his brackets..." "What did he want with a horn?" Ma asked. "Dodge cars don't need them. They have 'Dodge, Brothers' written clearly on the front." "Oh, Nellie," Pa said, but -- at least -- he dropped the story. Ethel couldn't decide which was worse, Ma's jokes or Pa's stories. Pa was fascinated by anything mechanical,...
Music wafted through the warm spring air like ribbons of sound, reaching my ears in jumps and starts as I went to answer the phone. ‘…Don’t open ’till doomsday, destruction’s not far away…’ It was the Misfits, playing through my crappy two dollar speakers at the other end of the house. When I reached the phone it had already rung six times. I was really hoping whoever it was would give up, I hate phone conversations. Of course, I had no such luck. ‘Hello?’ I asked, in that...
Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...
Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...
Fantasy & Sci-Fifrom my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...
When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...
“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...
"Language Theresa!" "But Mrs. Bradshaw, I only said..." "Hush Theresa, I will not have such rude vernacular spoken in my boarding house! Also, kindly remove your elbows from the tabletop. More over, the fork was placed on the left side of your plate for a specific reason." Theresa blushed as she looked around at the other five girls, some of them putting on airs. "I never ate before with my left hand Mrs. Bradshaw." "You are a student now in the most prestigious Ladies College in...
Esther III ? by: TamarainRubber Even though we knew we were going to be late for Lisa's party, we couldn't keep our hands off each other. For the next hour or so we grabbed each other like wild cats in heat. Her breasts heaving and her lungs gasping for oxygen, Esther still found the energy to warn me not to cum. At some point she did pull my cock out from behind my rubber bloomers and shoved every inch into her mouth. The clothes she had dressed me in only made me harder and,...
It was one of those balmy early Fall days, the leaves on the trees overhung the river dressed in Magenta and Gold. I could see them from the huge deck I had built on the West side of our house overlooking the water, just a half mile away. I knew the Fall Chinook would be arriving, it was early for them but still, such a pretty day, worth a shot. I asked my wife Kay if she wanted to go fishing, she knows I love days out on the river. But her fear of water shows in her reluctance, often she...
The next day I was in full Katherine mode from the moment I unlocked her door. I greeted Sunshine just like Katherine did, using the same tone of voice and gestures. Of course Sunshine reacted just she would with her female owner. As soon as I took her for a short walk and fed her, I went straight to my bedroom, well after the prior day I felt so much more comfortable there, I wanted it to be my bedroom. I took a shower and shaved everything again. I didn't know how I was going to...
Hope you like Esther's latest installment! ESTHER FOUR By TamarainRubber I obediently followed Esther down the long narrow hallway that led into an enormous room filled with the sounds of clinking glasses, soft whispers and a bevy of leather-clad women and men dolled up as maids, rubber babies, and crossdressing sluts like me. Strangely enough (and very much to my pleasure), there was little if any evidence of the S&M parties I had only read about, but never...
The front door opened and again Frank came in, a little less dramatically than the day before but no less intimidating to me as I felt timid and weak dressed in my mother-in-laws things. Frank was half expecting me to be dressed as my normal slouchy male self, ready to put a stop to all this, but he was happy when he saw I didn't have the fortitude to do that. He actually smiled at me, "There's my little wife. That dress looks nice on you." I smiled back not knowing what to do, it...
Caroline dumped her books so loudly on the table that it caused Mike to look up momentarily from his laptop.“Hi, Caroline, I take it the tutorial didn’t go so well?”Caroline slumped onto the chair opposite him.“The pompous bitch basically told me to start again.”“Look I know nothing about art, I don’t even know what I like, but I do know that you know your stuff. Why don’t I get you a drink and we can talk about something else.”As Mike placed the two pints of beer down on the table, Caroline...
Fantasy & Sci-FiEsther sat on the side of the road, freezing, she feared that if she didn't find a place to stay soon, she probably freeze to death.Lately life had been pretty fucked up for Esther, both her parents had die before she could barley talk, and this year she had run away, because her foster parents were abusive.She had no one now, and was stranded on the side of the road. Esther picked herself off of the ground and started walking again, until a huge house came in sight. "Warmth." She said, she was...
When Esther had woken up the next morning laying next to Romeo, she almost freaked out, but the all of the memories from the night before flooded into her brain."Oh god." She sat up and looked at Romeo's sleeping figure next to her, his teal hair was tossed about the pillow, and he chest heaved up and down, Damn he is so hot, she thought, I acted kind of crazy last night, her face burned, ugh, what the fuck was wrong with her these days? She felt Romeo's body shift a little and her heart sped...
Esther II By TamarainRubber I had found the woman I had been dreaming about, hoping she would be my lover for years to come. Esther was the first real lady I had encountered who actually seemed to be honest about wanting to share my passions. I prayed that I would not be disappointed. From how she reacted, I didn't think I would be, but I was the planet's biggest skeptic. For the past four hours, Esther made me try on an incredibly sexy collection of female fetish wear that...
Chapter 1 – The Birth of a Goddess Zeke cracked his knuckles and spread out his fingers. They touched the black glass in front of him and the desk lit up. A white keyboard appeared and he started to type on the touchscreen desktop. His fingers bounced around the screen, typing across the keyboard of light. You see, Zeke was a genius beyond his years. He was currently eighteen and in his second year of college. His masterful mind crossed with a youth of video games made him into one of the...
"Language Theresa!" "But Mrs. Bradshaw, I only said. ..." "Hush Theresa, I will not have such rude vernacular spoken in my boarding house! Also, kindly remove your elbows from the tabletop. More over, the fork was placed on the left side of your plate for a specific reason." Theresa blushed as she looked around at the other five girls, some of them putting on airs. "I never ate before with my left hand Mrs. Bradshaw." "You are a student now in the most prestigious Ladies College in this country...
Lesbian“You ready sweetie?” He blinked, as if coming out of a stupor and looked back to her, to Athena, her expression playful, but her body language pressing. It hadn’t been so much of a question as it had been an order. Meekly he looked back at the window, looking through his own reflection to the street outside. They didn’t have far to go, but the short walk from her limo to the Hotel’s lobby was lined by an eager group of camera-toting men, the dreaded paparazzi. “But… The photographers,...
He stood hugging himself tightly, not that it helped keep him warm anymore. The cold had long since seeped so far into him the only thing that kept him from running to find somewhere warm was the fear that, should he leave his spot, he’d return to find it taken and his chance of seeing her, Athena, gone forever. The singer Athena had caught the world by storm, nobody a year ago, the young woman had taken to the celebrity lifestyle like a duck to water and was now breaking records with her...
John checked his phone. Again. For at least the fiftieth time in the last ten minutes. Nothing. He went into whattsapp, but Catherine hadn’t been online since their last exchange, just before she went into her promotion meeting. That was four hours ago, and still no word on how it went. John had booked a restaurant, Catherine’s favourite, as a surprise to celebrate. Now he was just annoyed at the lack of news from his wife, and he packed up his desk to head home. Catherine had been a marketing...
It was a warm night in Georgia when I arrived for a very special meeting, This was not about business but it was very important to him as he was coming to meet for the first time his internet “friend”. Shannon his friend was a very subservient women who was proud to be just who she was and although for this first meeting they had something a little different in mind to give her master a new experience. What she didn't know was that I had a surprise for her as well, he was a bit of a romantic...
Athena - 1 "Look at that stream! We should stop and go swimming!" Athena exclaimed as we barreled over a small bridge in the work van. I stop the van and put it in reverse and stop again, this time on top of the small bridge. I peer out of the window and gaze upon the stream. The water was crystal clear and as still as glass. I could see an almost perfect reflection of the trees on it's surface. "but we don't have bathing suits..." I responded. My response was flirty in...