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Disclaimer: The following dialogue is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred.

Faustus Mortal: Today I will discuss the most remarkable formula in mathematics. It is known as Euler’s formula, written as

e^(i*t) = cos(t) + i*sin(t), where i = (-1)^(1/2).

Above, t is any real number, e is the base of the natural logarithms, sin and cos are the trigonometric functions sine and cosine, and ‘i’ is the imaginary unit. Here, in this concise equation, are the essences of complex analysis.

Toy Euler: cool.

Faustus Mortal: One special case, which Euler is claimed to be a representation of the deity, is when t = pi. We have

e^(i p) + 1 = 0 or e^(i pi) = -1.

A parsimony of numbers and symbols spanning all of mathematics: real, imaginary, exponentiation… With one ‘e,’ one ‘i,’ one carat ‘^,’ one equal sign ‘=,’ and, depending on your philosophy, one plus sign and a zero or one minus sign.

Toy Euler smiles.

Faustus Mortal: But let me introduce to you not the representation of the deity but the devil’s equation:

e^(pi^2/2) = 139.0456367.

Toy Euler: Did you say ‘the devil’s equation’?

Faustus Mortal: Precisely and exactly.

Toy Euler: How so?

Faustus Mortal: Define, for convenience

A = Fine Structure Constant = 0.007297353

B = Electron Spin g-factor = 2.002319304

Toy Euler: ah

Faustus Mortal: e^(pi^2/2) = A + 1/A + B = 139.0456163

Toy Euler: wow close!

Faustus Mortal: Even as 4pi(4pi-1/pi)(4pi-2/pi) generates the mass ratio of the proton to the electron, this generator produces the FSC from the ESGF and vice versa.

Toy Euler: ‘Amazing!’

Faustus Mortal: In Excel(tm) consider ‘=EXP(PI()^2/2)’

Toy Euler: And this is the Devil’s doings how?

Faustus Mortal: e^(pi^2/2) has pairs: two ‘2’s,’ two carats ‘^’s’ the ‘e’ and ‘pi,’ but no ‘i.’ It has no imaginary component, it is all real. And, it is a statistical thing.

Toy Euler: Statistics?

Faustus Mortal: Yes, and we know that there are exactly three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics.

Toy Euler: hehe

Faustus Mortal: The function is f(x) = e^(x^2/2)/Sqrt(2*pi). It is a Gaussian distribution ‘un-normalized.’

Toy Euler: Not normal!

Faustus Mortal: No. Not normalized. The factor Sqrt(2*pi) is missing. Remember Sqrt(2*pi) = (2*pi)^(1/2). There is no ‘ego’ present. There is no i = Sqrt(-1). =) (‘i’ is only in the language as a number.)

Toy Euler: This is statistics?

Faustus Mortal: The normal distribution. SQRT(2*PI())*NORMSDIST(PI())

Toy Euler: So? This doesn’t mean a thing to me. Is this more sorcery and numerology?

Faustus Mortal: Transcendental numerology!

Toy Euler: ‘Transcendental’ has to do with teeth and the dentist?

Faustus Mortal: No, pi and e.

Toy Euler: Well, this seems so trivial and abstract to me.

Faustus Mortal: It is important to scientists.

Toy Euler: I enjoy being a gynoid.

Faustus Mortal: Huh?

Toy Euler: Humans are so illogical. They seem drawn to sexual encounters that they try to avoid. Then they repent and do penance.

Faustus Mortal nods.

Toy Euler: And the whole ‘rape’ scenario to a sentient gynoid is odd.

Toy Euler: It is more like ‘theft of services’ to me.

Faustus Mortal: I have my vows.

Toy Euler: Oh yes, I almost forgot, you are a celibate cenobite, one of those monks or priests.

Faustus Mortal nods.

Toy Euler: I never fully understood human males.

Faustus Mortal: I never understood women, period.

Faustus Mortal: gynoids make sense, they only want a charge and some chemicals.

Toy Euler: Well, clothes help also.

Faustus Mortal: I guess something for ‘street ware’?

Toy Euler: yeah.

Faustus Mortal: So, what brings you by today?

Toy Euler: I heard through the grapevine that you credit the ‘generator’ of dimensionless physical constants to that woman who is ‘the public enemy of all mankind.’ Is this so?

Faustus Mortal: True, guilty.

Toy Euler: How so?

Faustus Mortal: She is the genius behind the work. She has an IQ of 154. That’s 3.6 standard deviations from the mean of 100, with standard deviation of 15.

Toy Euler: So she should get credit for the discovery.

Faustus Mortal: Yes. It is common practice for those such as myself who have no name to credit those whose name is immortal.

Toy Euler: ‘immortal’ and not ‘immoral’? (grins)

Faustus Mortal: Consider the French mathematician Boubaki. This is a pseudonym under which many French mathematicians published works and to whom authorship was given.

Toy Euler: French?

Faustus Mortal: Yes, and she is also a Knight of Literature! ‘Chevalier dans l’Ordre des Arts et des Lettres.’ Which beats out an Oscar any time.

Toy Euler: That gives immortality.

Faustus Mortal: No, but the prize in physics might.

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