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So what if you wanted to take time off of school? I mean you did just graduate right?

So what if you took more than a year?

Lots of people start college at the age of 21.

Thoughts upon thoughts that had filtered your head throughout the years to justify NOT GOING BACK to school. But it's alright though, for the first time in awhile you are having fun. Working full time at a Cafe, partying at night with friends. Who needs school at times like these?

Tonight you went to a party and lived it up like never before. Shots upon shots, a few beers to wash them down, and a few melon balls.

You felt great! So much so that for a few minutes you forgot you came to this costume party dressed up as a sexy sailor girl on a dare.

You had your ex girlfriend's sister help you out with your makeup and borrowed the outfit from her as well.

She laughed and told you, "HA you totally pull it off. 100% passable. Have fun getting hit on!"

But your anxiety had been washed away by the booze and you were laughing having a great time.

But the evening dragged on and it was time to head home...

How do you get there?

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