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Welcome, welcome!

You have been selected to be one of the many, many individuals across the multi-verse to take part in one grand experiment!

This grand experiment will be known as cartoon city! This is where you will live and interact with a number of different cartoon characters across the cartoon multi-verse!

Of course, with any great experiment, there must be a control subject and guess what my lucky fellow you are that control subject as you have been dragged from the center of the control variable of the entire multiverse. Or what we better know and call as the core world, and as a result, you may know or even recognize many of the different faces that exist within this world!

(Note: None of the authors own anything. Also all characters in the game will be age 18 or older.)

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