The Queen of the Jungle
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"Ah, shit!" Lara exclaims. She moves her hand away and looks at it. Theres a small cut on her finger. She grabs some tape and wraps it around her finger. She grabs her axe again and keeps climbing up.
Shes on the edge of a cliff. Shes climbing up the edge to the top of the cliff. At the top, so the rumor goes, is an ancient temple that belonged to the Mayans.
When she makes it to the top, she climbs over the edge and stands up. Putting her pickaxes back in her belt, she looks in wonderment. In front of her is the temple. Seeing an opening off to the side, she goes through it.
Once in side the temple, Lara finds herself in a small room. Its humid, and it's not long until shes covered in sweat.
Moving out of the room and into a hallway, Lara stops when she hears a noise. Then she hears people talking. Slowly making her way down the hallway, she stops at the end and peeks her head around the corner.
She sees a large open area, with floodlights set up around the area. She sees the men that are talking and sees more men walking around. She counts 40 men.
Suddenly, she hears a shout and sees two men running to her. She starts to run, but they grab her.
Pulling her to the middle of the area, they throw her on the ground.
"Well, well, well if it isn't Lara Croft," a tall, muscular man walks up to her. She recognizes him as Victor.
"Hello, Victor. What brings you to this place?"
"Same thing that brought you here," he says. "I cant tell you the amount of times me and my men have dreamed of having you. Now, you're here."
"Keep dreaming," she says standing. Before she can grab her weapons, her arms are pinned to the side.
"Oh, no were done dreaming. Time for the real thing."
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